THIS. I cannot like this article enough.

It's not clear how long ValetDrive has been around, or how many cars they had reviewed. They had a Twitter as well, but that's gone too. Did these guys not think they'd get caught and fired eventually?

A V6, huh? You're as bad as those confused people trying to unload a high-mileage E36 on Craigslist.

JV: Oh yeah. It was a colossal mistake. They lost their character. And Toyota ought to stay on the West Coast. Stop trying to Americanize yourself. People buy you because you’re Japanese.

I'm glad David wrote in, because I'm constantly being asked to provide my opinion on the Tesla Model S. Not just occasionally. Constantly. Daily. Hourly, even. Every single time someone finds out I'm into cars, it's the first question they ask. "So what do you think of the Tesla Model S?" It's gotten to the point…

"Can Alfa beat the M3?"

Troll. Troll of all time.

Well, there goes my next two weeks. And my marriage.

Of course the Wisconsin fans are skins.

For those of us who still love the Porsche 356 Speedster, however, there is still some hope: a few companies make very high-quality replicas based on the Volkswagen Beetle. Of course, they sell for a fraction of the price of a real Speedster, which means you can drive them around without worrying about smashing up a…

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Don't ever sell that! What a steal. I've had an E46 and now have an E90, but an E39 with low miles is my favorite modern BMW.

You mean, L-C-I!

And after all this fanfare, and all this speculation, and all this excitement, and all this waiting, what happened on the day of the final unveiling?

It makes sense until you need to always change 4 19" run-flat tires instead of 2!

The car looks nice, but these wheels are too polished and look cheap.

You just know so little about Chicago that you don't realize the amazing level of apples-to-oranges your comparison is.

What don't you understand—the near south side is the southside. Once you cross Harrison going south, you're on the southside.

The district you're looking for is covered by the 18th District.

But even if you do use the 1st, which covers 1700 blocks of the Southside, the only fair way to compare that to Downtown Detroit is to determine the per capita incidence of crime to population. I have a feeling the near Southside has a large population…

I don't think you understand—that's what you're doing. McCormick place is on the Southside.