I'd honestly take all three of those before taking the Rolls.

A thorough examination of just that in my fair city:

http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazi…

That's true all over the midwest. I was in Seattle for work recently and didn't see a single McDonalds. The only evidence I saw that it exists was a homeless guy's McDonald's cup.

But at the end of the day, reporting is either true or untrue. And the dissenting opinions on Fox are very often founded on untrue premises.

I lived in Costa Mesa for years. And had my share of fun on the peninsula. But at the end of the day I missed the old architecture, density, and walkability. Even though the weather blows.

By "dissenting view" you meant, "straight makes up stuff", right?

Sorry buddy, Chicago still exists and quashes any reign of greatness by Newport Beach.

Yeah, that's not a Challenger.

The guy responsible for the largest single instance of medicare fraud in American history isn't a terrible governor?

Pussy.

I agree with all of this. And note, most of the import beers you've mentioned (Stella, Coronoa, Bass) are all owned and produced by American Macros.

"I'm not Tate's accountant, but I suddenly wonder about how he's spending."

Chicago is all 55 mph. And for most of my life it didn't matter.

The Chicago police union has been working without a new collective bargaining agreement for years and wasn't going to (still isn't) going to help the city earn more revenue. Plus, there is real shit going down with a murder rate more than twice as…

Our fair city really is the best. That is all.

Now offering express trains directly to your gate for easy boarding!

They still let Morgan Shepherd out on the track. At age 72, he crawls around the track smoking a cigarette and causing accidents. He was with team, "Racing for Jesus" but now is with team "SupportMilitary.org". Good times.

Does a $60,000 Kia come with a 500 year bumper to bumper warranty?

My first car was an AMC Jeep Grand Wagoneer. It kept me out of trouble. Mostly because I spent all my time fixing it.

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Holy cow. It looks like one of Bob Crumb's "keep on trucking'" comics.