As a woman, I personally think that fact sucks too, but. I'm sure he was obnoxious in other ways.

*gently* This isn't about you, you know? I, personally, (since we're doing that) would have loved to see this flick with an all-female audience. If not to avoid obnoxious fanboys, if just for the novelty of it. Is that not enough?

"You're the sexist ones for acting like women need to be protected!"

People need to start actually putting quotes around that one, because it keeps accidentally luring people in and it's uncomfortable to watch (as admirable as it is that most takers are woke fellas).

I love that whoever this is is my first block, and I'm justified as fuck

Yes. Hesitate before you implicate, bitches!

You leave Ben out of this as well, Jake!

I don't think attempting to prove I've "still got it" is worth squishing someone's potentially super-heroic spawn. Not only would Xanderpuss come for me, but I'd feel just awful.

Anyone who didn't do this whole bit whenever he came on screen has no soul.

TFW someone's eight-year-old could put you on your ass.

so much for the tolerant left

You leave Jim out of this.

What's wrong with giving a chair to a man running for a seat?

"We go if he goes!"

Assuming you meant "condemning" rather than "condoning", but spot on otherwise.

I can see where you're coming from.

Luke's problem is that, no matter how in-his-face all this shit gets, it still hadn't fully sunk in for him. Call it "male myopia" in the face of a female problem (I don't want to hear any whining from the peanut gallery, I don't know how to put this more delicately!) or even foolish optimism (maybe both), but he had…

Jesus effing Christ. Where do you even start with this? I can barely get beyond the eleven different light sources. Iron Man is the worst, because his light source is the exact opposite of Spider-Man's and Stark's up top while those three fight for dominance over the focal point (I don't care if he's the audience…

Sanjayaaaaaa…

I love imagining the scenario where this is horribly detrimental to PayPal. Some poor chump is browsing his phone, thinks, "I'm going to send some money to my aunt!"