Thing is, with my genes and higher tolerance, I’m usually in the upper 50% of plastered people at a party, and not once have I ever worried that I got so sloppy that I embarrassed myself. It’s almost like people have inhibitions on their shitty behavior that alcohol brings out, rather than causes...

IT WAS AT WORK, MY DUDE. THAT’S WHY IT WAS WRONG.

Both the husband and I teared up during the big badass slow walk across No Man’s Land. I asked him after the movie if I was dumb for crying and he was like “fuck no, I almost lost it.”

This says it really, really simply. Please keep repeating this parallel, because it made me get it real fucking quick. Thanks.

considering that she has been known to physically assault Evan Peters (her on-and-off boyfriend) and has had serious issues with anger management, I don’t think she’s playing. I wouldn’t call her a “bitch” so much as a monster. I violently dislike her as a human being.

as someone who watched the show in a “nothing else on” capacity, my reaction just now was a slightly annoyed “whaat :/” without much of an emotional reaction attached

And if you don’t know what kind of Becky you are/have been in the past, congratulations on being released from your apocalypse bunker!

Happy to know you and those ass-kicking, superhero kids of yours are doing good. :D We’re pulling through as well.

You know why. Churches exist to get him more money, full stop. Helping them be self-sufficient doesn’t do anything for him.

Mattress Mack is kind of a local hero, always has been. So this came as no surprise to any of us. <3 He is universally loved here.

Clap if you believe!

It’s charming you suggest he could manage 21 sentences — 21 paragraphs just borders on the fantastic.

Oh, I'm not worried about whoever he brings in to replace Bannon. I'm worried about Bannon being back at Breitbart.

Steve Bannon looks like a dude who has ALWAYS chosen poorly

When our "president" can stand up at a podium and describe the side against racism as "leftists" it's pretty telling. :/

Richard Spencer deserves to be punched twelve more times for making me share Depeche Mode with his gross, hateful ass. At least they told him to get fucked over it.

Happy to see someone else getting some mileage out of "Nazi-adjacent" since so many people like whining about how they're not, strictly speaking, Nazis.

Look, dude. Like people who point out that dudes who are into 14-year-old girls are "ephebophiles" and not "pedophiles" — and I'll say this again, as I did when the R. Kelly cult story came up, because there's always that one fucking guy — it's just not a situation where, socially speaking, it pays to be pedantic.

It's Jason Alexander. Uh, from an episode of Seinfeld, though.

I love you, Annie, I love your music and I love you as a person, but if this is even a fraction as bad as any part of XX I'm gonna be so bummed out. (I hate being that person. But it was bad, y'all!)