I was gonna say, "Now there's a 'P' I can appreciate!", but then I thought better of it.

And it shows after that long-winded BS description. I get none of those things from that logo. I don't think it's possible to infer any of that nonsense from two slightly-italicized P's. But, sure enough, some desk-monkey got paid a buttload of money because some higher-paid desk-monkey likes to feel like he's…

Ladies, ladies — you're both generic!

no

This. If you've ever been in a situation where you learned something after the fact that would have changed whether you consented to sex with that person, you understand the sense of violation and confusion that follows. It may not strictly be considered "rape" but it's not nothing, either. I can think of three very…

The Quiverfull survivors blog is actually the only thing that will make you feel even slightly better after realizing it's even a thing.

Being from H-Town, I at least got to be proud again (for one damn day, let us have this) after Al Green from the 9th District finally called out the impeachment elephant in the room this week. We needed a break from being called braindead, redneck assholes.

9_9

Hey, Mr. Krabbs, crab it up somewhere else. (Hey, another cartoon reference.)

Now I really want to read this.

God, does it sound generic.

He is so frickin' obsessed with pedophilia and child rape. I think we'd find some disturbing shit in Alex Jones' personal safe. :/

Fucking savage. :D

needed that laugh, thank you.

See, people need to learn from this:

a bit?

Master grifter, but too fucking stupid not to get the exact same make, model, and color of car again after busting himself out of jail. I never got that. Too cocky, I guess.

that's how much the fucking house I grew up in cost and my dad had to struggle to afford even that. fuck this guy sideways

da fuq, dude? don't wish tumors on people, even awful ones.

I got the joke before understanding why you criticized the comment, but I understand how it could have been misconstrued.