In all seriousness, why do people do this? Life is too short to waste both yours and other people's time just bein' a dick.

Damn well said.

He was making a joke about that very thing in the beginning, babe

please ignore the obvious troll whose avatar should have given him away. AV club needs to ban him. he's intelligent about the trolling, so he slips under the radar. everyone, please, just stop falling for it. :(

He chose the avatar of a monster that shoves things into his mouth voraciously. For all his insistence to the contrary, HE IS AN OBVIOUS TROLL. I adore you but please, STOP FEEDING HIM. He is a clever troll, but he is a troll all the same, and he is deliberately wasting your time, and reveling in it every time you…

You win, babe. (Not a competition, I know.) We all need to look out for each other's butts now. Even the woke white boys (like my husband). We have a lot of butts to watch. It's gonna be a lot of butt-watching; all butts, all the time! You're probably sick of butts… but. ;) I think I've made my point. (Butts.)

you two just made me laugh through tears, fuck you both. :'D

I wanna say "fuck a President Ryan", but Pence is some Handmaid's Tale bullshit… I'd like to leapfrog right over his creepy ass.

The reason no one can agree, over decades and decades, about when life begins is because there's no binary switch-flip occurring. It's a gradual process from insemination to a form that can potentially survive outside of the womb. We can make definitions the same way we define the stages from seed to flower to death,…

damn. wake-up call. 👍🏻

I'd never heard this before, and I'm almost in angry tears. How the fuck can they be so willfully blind? What the fuck was the verse even supposed to mean, then?

welp, guess i'm dying before i'm 50.

As a woman living in the U.S. right now — I think many share my opinion that people in general, not just on Twitter, are fucking terrible.

I share those crushes. If that makes me weird, guilty as charged.

Raged about this to my friend yesterday. So none of these fuckers have had, or have known a family who has had, a child who died of leukemia or bone cancer? Or an infant who didn't live to see his first birthday? "What, did the baby live a bad life? Fuck you!" she said.

Another ditto from Texas. Two, actually, both of us.

you missed at least one Asian handmaiden and a handful of non-white little girls in episode 1. white girl here, who was keeping an eye on the bg out of curiosity.

and HEY! *points* not a kinky thing. >.> don't you do it.

LOL. mea culpa. sigh… the world is too fucked up for me to even stay mad at you. do you, just invest in a hairshirt and a flog for next time.

;3 You won me over. Fair enough! :D