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This reminds me a lot of the story that goes around every Super Bowl that women are being illegally trafficked into the city where the game is being held to satisfy the allegedly voracious appetite for sex. You do a little digging and find out, every single time, that it’s bullshit; an urban legend. That’s not to say

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)

“You see, since he lost the ball four times, he possessed it five times. The foul applies to all five possessions, and since we’re in the double bonus, that’s ten shots!” - Dumbass NBA Referee Twitter account

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun

The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead. 

NFL fans during the season: There’s too much offense, where’s the defense? This league sucks now.

I’ve gotten to know some folks here over the years, and people are generally pretty cool. To my fellow Pats fans here, and the non-Pats fans that have been cool and added to my knowledge and enjoyment of sports, just wanna say thanks.

It’s all the more remarkable what the Patriots have achieved with how the NFL is structured
When you look at Chelsea or Man City and see how the success is all off the back of a check book
I like Barca just cos of how the ownership is structured, but I take your point

And some really dominating play on D tonight
Even

I’m so sick of the Pats-Brady hate that I’ve been forced to become a fan. Thanks a lot!

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were

Jesus Christ that game was awesome.

So, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

I like Elizabeth Warren more than I like most other politicians, but she needs someone one her staff to keep her from walking into obvious traps, like that DNA test she took. If she can’t avoid shit like that, her presidential run will be fucked. 

It’s true. This man has no dick.

Everything was going fine with the system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here...

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

Having spent some time in New England, “Go fuck yourself” apparently also means, “Excuse me, could I grab a jar of spaghetti sauce if you’re still trying to decide which brand you want?”

they are all the same

Great article. What I especially appreciated was that as a Pats fan I’ve been puzzling why the vast majority of the takes after the game was how awesome Mahomes was while almost actively ignoring how well the Pats offense played. Yet not only did this article acknowledge the Patriots much more than most, it also did a

Jesus, I bet even John Mayer is reading this and thinking “What a douchebag.”