Can’t say I’m surprised that no one wants to invest in this. Faze reminds me of all those obnoxious Xbox Live kids from the 360 era who used to say things like, “I’m gonna bang your mom,” except now they’re older and smell like Axe Body Spray mixed with floral notes of regret.

Kings Quest, Police Quest, Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry. What more can I say, those games were the pillars and the cornerstones of my budding love affair with video games. I’m looking forward to playing Colossal Cave and would love to see some sequels to those beloved classics as well!

“If you fail to earn enough money in a day, like I did at one point, some muscle-bound dude will deck you in the face”

Condolences to you. Very sorry for your loss, that sounds devastating. 

I want to see a Cooke Maroney and a Cash Warren buddy cop movie titled "Cooke & Cash"

*Prince Harry is Zaddy

Celtics did a fine job of dominating the Bucks in Game 1. The way they fell apart for the next 4 games is beyond embarrassing. I'll be interested to see what moves they make in the offseason to counteract this hot mess.

From what I understand, Beyonce negotiated to own the rights of her Coachella performance and has also turned that into a documentary on Netflix. I think she also netted a $60 million Netflix deal with 2 more projects on the way. So it may seem like Ariana made a better deal, but the reality is somewhat different.

Kobe Bryant for Pres 2020

The RL hat is very nice

The RL hat is very nice

“Hennything is possible”

C. Reilly is doing just fine. He seems to have a slew of enjoyable films out besides this mess.

Who needs Yelp when we have Food God

Still not a better love story than Paris & Paris

This isn’t a terrible story, but here it goes.

Super false. His Lavar Ball skits are some of the highlights of the year for me. Very well done impressions

Chances are, it will be bad.

Donating $20 to Gillum’s campaign today.