You made me laugh on this terrible day. Thank you. “Rolled into her kitchen like Guy Fieri” - you were gonna take her on an express trip to Flavortown! You sound fun (no snark). I hope you have a great day, wherever you are. 

You slayed me with the CAT.

I already contributed, but I’m writing another one where *I* was the horror on the first date.

I mean she discussed Kylie and Travis’ child, claiming that Travis basically used his child as a prop for album sales. So yeah, actually, you WILL discuss someone’s child, Nicki.

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

hes never stopped being good.

Thanks for the inspiration! I just gave $5 and tweeted about it to get the word out. There are more of us!!

And yes, FUCK these racist assholes. #teamgillum

Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time and it’s not even close. If he wants to hang up on some radio donkey, go nuts. He’s earned it.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Ocasio-Cortez? Yeah, really fair to compare a twenty-something who just won their first primary to a long serving senator who just died. 

You’re pathetic. If you are so simple minded that you can’t separate politics from humanity then fuck you. This is a man who served this country his entire life. While doing so was also was captured and viscously tortured by north Vietnamese. What have you done for your country tough guy? By the way, he never asked…

The only real piece of shit here is you. The man did more for this country than your stupid ass sitting on the couch. 

STRIKE!

But will it ever beat the best Megalodan movie, Shark Attack 3?

#NeverForget

I work in the film industry, and I have been told that if I have a chance to work on a Tom Cruise film, to do so immediately. He treats everyone so well on his films that crewmembers will rave about him for years afterwards. Like, he knows everyone’s name, makes sure everyone gets a good hotel (which is super rare)…

He’s like a wee cyborg!

With context - the video was for Channel 101/102, which was a monthly festival in NYC/LA. It frequently featured edgy videos (I recall Puppet Rapist, and a teen version of SVU), and launched a lot of careers (Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Aziz, John Gemberling, etc). None of this was a secret in any way. It was a highly…

Considering how indoctrinated women are into thinking their sexual activity is shameful — by parents, by other adults, by politicians, by religious folk, by society in general — it’s not surprising at all.