lol wat

My profile was almost a direct copy-paste of Charlie Kelly’s dating profile from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but with my own pictures. I’m getting married to a gal I met through Tinder in October. 

al-Burn, you’re a great writer.  But you are but a child, NBA-wise.  Let the grownups talk.

- nope

- Houston was a Chris Paul hamstring away from doing it.

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Did he immediately go cry to the ref for a foul to be called? Like father, like son.

You could say the same about Nintendo, except they actually allow cross-play.

And yet here we are, nearing the end of a console generation, and digital games is how most people buy video games. MS got raked over the coals for doing something ahead of the curve, albeit without a clear coherent plan which would have helped sell the idea, but regardless we are nearly at a point where the digital…

Microsoft backed off their idea that lead to that... will Sony have the balls to admit they’ve messed up and do the same?

Ewww, the GameCube controller?

no we are not

If you were paying attention and know anything about the occult it made 100% sense. Sorry you didn’t get it.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Same. My late husband was a huge Anthony Bourdain fan. He had a man crush on him and would have been devastated by today’s news. I don’t know if I believe in heaven, but I like to think that my husband was anxiously waiting at the entrance for Bourdain, ready to ask him a thousand questions and hoping to be his new…

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

We can only hope.

Bless your heart.

Come on! This is such a needlessly snarky article. Fallon may be an anodyne fella, but he’s insanely talented and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise. Also, if you think that our world isn’t in need of a little lightheartedness and gentleness then I don’t know what to tell you. Please don’t be negative just to be…