You’re right, you not understanding the meaning of words is my fault. Man, I gotta go back to argumentation school.

It kinda is though. She can write whatever she wants. Back to the dictionary, maybe?

So GGs were complaining about censorship in Nintendo games, and now want Baldur’s Gate to be censored.

Spoken like a true ugly person. My part separates two magnificent swells of hair that form identical hemispheres so perfect they could be mistaken for buttocks chiseled by Donatello.

As a lesbian, this is the kind of quality programming I am here for. I don’t get him at all and straight women cannot explain him to me. Thanks, Deadspin guy. I think we’ll get along.

14 year old boys are not adorable. It’s like getting stuck 1/6th of the way into a werewolf transformation.

I think that this would have been problematic even if he wasn’t religious and the kid was coming around all the time. Your kid shows up a few times a week or whatever? Great. Your kid is there every time, every practice, every second? Sorry, but no. I think LaRoche didn’t understand limits on this, and his kid is…

Imagine Adam LaRoche was in sales and had to travel all the time. Is there any organization in the world that would allow him to bring his son with him on business trips, and give him work clothes, and feed him? That’s what was happening here. And it’s not like LaRoche took less money to allow this set up to happen.…

This was what I was thinking. LaRoche seems like one of these young earth, kill the homos, ‘Murica types. He’s friends with the guy from Duck Dynasty for Christ’s sake.

[reads word “songhazi”]

I was thinking about it earlier today. I’m sure the fact that LaRoche is really, really religious probably affected how teammates felt they could act in the clubhouse with his son around. I’m sure a lot of them felt censored much of the time, which can’t be the best environment to want to be in.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I agree. I guess I take back the half joke. Most of that is actually pretty honest, I just wouldn’t share it publicly. I am sharing it online just to troll. I should probably keep it locked up in my head where it belongs.

So Leitch brought up an interesting point in his room temperature take:

Yeah, the problem here isn’t that they’re friends (friends can make great couples!), it’s that this is a love triangle, and it’s impossible to resolve a love triangle without someone getting hurt. Add indecisiveness, emotional fragility and a lack of personal boundaries (at least on K’s part) to the mix, and you’ve…

Whatever happened to NOT getting romantically involved with long time best friends? Is that no longer a suggestion or piece of wisdom for people? Was that lost in recent years?

I know there’s a translation issue, here. I know it’s mean-spirited to make fun of it.

Even though the concept of a United States of America didn’t exist until the late 18th Century.

Beauty is truly in the eye of the behold .... because it still looks like Minecraft to me nothing “gorgeous” about it....

I wish I had a device that could harness the infinite power of Internet Nerd Rage.