Take solace in this. Trump reportedly left his own party in the 3rd quarter because he was unhappy. He only saw the Patriots losing, and as soon as he left the Patriots turned it on.

Go Falcons.

That kid has horrendously bad parents.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

This is the Sistine Chapel of performative wokeness.

She used physical force, so she fucking deserved it. Case closed.

Molitor “repeatedly instigated hostile conversations” with Mixon and his companions outside the cafe’s front door, his attorneys wrote in an answer to the lawsuit.

As a 150lb dude, nobody would blink twice if this guy knocked me the hell out after I hit him first. Despite his response still being “disproportionate” and despite him being “much bigger and stronger”.

That would have been even worse

Samer, I feel foolish telling you this, but this joke is not about the Flint water crisis, nor is that what makes this joke offensive.

Well I think the problem has always been for Dishonored that the world and lore are far more interesting than the plots and characters you get to interact with. Kinda fits that Bethesda proper and Arkane would be owned under the same publisher, because they have the exact same problem with Elder Scrolls and Fallout.

Maybe I just feel differently than you?

The first game didn’t reward non lethal paths, you couldn’t use 3/4's of your skills and gear, and the gear you could use was restrictive and boring. I hope that’s not the case here, because when there’s a non lethal way I always take that one.

Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

Hey buddy. I don’t read Deadspin for your political HOT TAEKS. I come to Deadspin for Pad Thai recipes. Also I’m making a roast today. Any good tips you can share with me?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

yes

There has never been a movie made that would not have been improved by making it shorter.

Because that’s how they designed the set for this video?