Ronda didn’t lose. Holm won. Let’s give her some headlines!

18001. You forgot Billy.

I love Billy Joel. I grew up to my mom playing all his albums. My sister and I would mime playing Uptown Girl with a tennis racket for guitar and a paint can for drums. I would amuse my family singing the basso parts in For the Longest Time. My first concert was Storm Front when I was 11. I can still, at the age of…

The best part of this is that Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini are still tight so she must have approved her quotes being used in this book—or they’re tight enough that Remini knew it wouldn’t ultimately matter.

I didn’t think much of it until I turned later in the night towards a kitchen window and he had his face up against the window.

That’s an odd way to write:

“I’m wrong and I apologize”

Just gonna copy/paste what i posted in the Jezebel thread last year.

I mean, it’s definitely censorship. These costumes were clearly integral to the narrative arc and thematic undercurrents of the game. Removing them compromises their artistic statement and the message contained within them. How am I even supposed to get scared now?

Yep. This is why “I can find one thing that’s healthy and cheaper than this other thing! Poor people are just lazy!” doesn’t work. Sure, if you have the time to spend comparison-shopping every single thing on your grocery list, and then prepare all those home-cooked meals in advance, then maybe you can pull off a…

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

I agree. It's a dad joke.

but then he also says they’re “enjoyable and harmless”, which…seems like the opposite of every other religion. Why can’t every religion admit that even though scripture says it’s a sin, it’s not actually hurting anyone, so who cares?

I watched the video and this is how it came across to me too. Just a like a dad joke.

I can’t watch the video but the part about attractiveness seems a bit like a dad joke gone wrong. Like “of course she’d have to be pretty! After all, the only reason I’ve done so well is because of how hot I am!” *dad chuckle*

I just want you know that I did in fact examine my biases (with a certified therapist at that) and I a still came out bias.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

So I guess maybe if the headsets weren’t working they couldn’t correctly signal to the defense to adjust coverages. Again I’m not as intelligent as all the Pats fans, loyal and football savvy since 2001, but maybe that might have had some effect. But hey welcome to Deadspin Bill Simmons

If I were a coach in this situation, I would have pulled my players from the field and refused to call another play until the headsets were fixed. This is a live televised game. The NFL would be embarrassed to sh-t getting caught on live TV offering up a game with sh-tty technology in use. And the Patriots ownership…

You forgot the MOST important one, even more general than #1:

I know the Patriots are arrogant, but could they really be THIS arrogant? The stuff about the headsets starting to work right whenever someone approached the NE sideline about it is just, impossible to not see as suspicious. That is honestly the maddest I’ve ever seen Mike Tomlin in an interview. He will give the old…