I just want you know that I did in fact examine my biases (with a certified therapist at that) and I a still came out bias.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

So I guess maybe if the headsets weren’t working they couldn’t correctly signal to the defense to adjust coverages. Again I’m not as intelligent as all the Pats fans, loyal and football savvy since 2001, but maybe that might have had some effect. But hey welcome to Deadspin Bill Simmons

If I were a coach in this situation, I would have pulled my players from the field and refused to call another play until the headsets were fixed. This is a live televised game. The NFL would be embarrassed to sh-t getting caught on live TV offering up a game with sh-tty technology in use. And the Patriots ownership…

You forgot the MOST important one, even more general than #1:

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

I know the Patriots are arrogant, but could they really be THIS arrogant? The stuff about the headsets starting to work right whenever someone approached the NE sideline about it is just, impossible to not see as suspicious. That is honestly the maddest I’ve ever seen Mike Tomlin in an interview. He will give the old…

Well, Goodell literally had the evidence smashed in a conference room and the Golden Boy literally smashed his cellphone with the other evidence—it’s the Patriot Way!

There never, ever has been anything classy about Worcester.

I respect Marc Fucarile’s father, but not you or anyone else who shouts to everyone within earshot that you’re strong and overcoming adversity because of what he’s going through.

“best friend lost a leg” is a weird name for a Bostonian. Beats Sully though, so that’s something.

Dear Patriots fans:

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

It is pathetic. It’s fucking sports and you’d think somebody killed our moms. It makes me want to smash my friends in the face with my car.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

Thank you. You’re getting flamed by a lot of people, but what you’ve said is absolutely correct.

So ... based on the responses to SRSFACE, women who are raped “and there’s literally DNA evidence to the rape strewn about where you wake up” should ... not ... go .. to the police? What?