I like tall stupid men.

Actually no. He’s pretty much admitted that after his wife passed away he doesn’t give a fuck anymore. It’s not just taking checks as much as he wants to have fun.

You ever see someone who ordered a hot dog end up looking like this? Didn’t think so.

Nobody was more upset about this than Prince Fielder.

The real game community

lol the real game community? First ive read about this, first anyone’s mentioned it. No one in any of my Clans/Guilds has talked about nor my friends. Not really that interesting of a game. No story, poor visuals, and very light game play. More of a mobile game really and there are still better ones out there.

Shit. There’s my problem. I was hanging out over in the fake game community. This is what I get for playing casual SSB4 with that wax figure of Gabe Newell and Cleverbot.

Casual gamers love this shit.

“Real game community”... Gee willikers, us fake gamers sure do miss out! A-hyuk hyuk!

What in the hell is a “real game community”? As opposed to a fake one? I’m confused.

When I grow up, I want to be a real gamer, like yourself.

Can’t speak for everyone else, but I was busy having a job.

If he chooses the game, then that just proves he is actually a moron and should stay with DOTA. Seriously, why would you even have to decide? Youth today is just... dumb.
Get your education, this game isn’t going to take care of you in 5 years; a college level job will.
ugh...

One of those swiss cheese mistakes. Every level of the process has holes, but when you stack them on top of each other, nothing should have a chance to get all the way through, because the cheese should all overlap. In this case, a rare instance, the holes all lined up. Can’t really blame the reporter here — just like…

I dunno about him, but I am.

Then urinating on her. Ugh this is going to be shite.

He died doing what he loved. Can’t really fault the guy. Condolences to the family, but they had to see this coming.

Because the one thing the Internet really needed after its wildly negative reaction toward this Joker was a video of him abusing a woman. Their PR team is top-notch.

Edit: Relax, guys. I’m aware it’s totally in-character for the Joker with Harley. It’s just not the first thing I would’ve picked to showcase right after…

Well, the fan community probably cares (I do not number myself amongst said community)—but yeah, this does read like a bunch of high school melodrama gussied up to look like something that actually matters.

That said, I can’t blame Kotaku for covering it—it’s part and parcel of their stated coverage concerns.

The most boring thing physical sports is when ESPN devotes hours to personal feuds in the locker room in hushed tones, with quotes from players sniping at each other and then putting up a PR hug to each other as a “reconciliation.”

Yep: still boring as hell when it’s esports.