If he chooses the game, then that just proves he is actually a moron and should stay with DOTA. Seriously, why would you even have to decide? Youth today is just... dumb.
Get your education, this game isn’t going to take care of you in 5 years; a college level job will.
ugh...

One of those swiss cheese mistakes. Every level of the process has holes, but when you stack them on top of each other, nothing should have a chance to get all the way through, because the cheese should all overlap. In this case, a rare instance, the holes all lined up. Can’t really blame the reporter here — just like…

I dunno about him, but I am.

Then urinating on her. Ugh this is going to be shite.

He died doing what he loved. Can’t really fault the guy. Condolences to the family, but they had to see this coming.

Because the one thing the Internet really needed after its wildly negative reaction toward this Joker was a video of him abusing a woman. Their PR team is top-notch.

Edit: Relax, guys. I’m aware it’s totally in-character for the Joker with Harley. It’s just not the first thing I would’ve picked to showcase right after…

Well, the fan community probably cares (I do not number myself amongst said community)—but yeah, this does read like a bunch of high school melodrama gussied up to look like something that actually matters.

That said, I can’t blame Kotaku for covering it—it’s part and parcel of their stated coverage concerns.

The most boring thing physical sports is when ESPN devotes hours to personal feuds in the locker room in hushed tones, with quotes from players sniping at each other and then putting up a PR hug to each other as a “reconciliation.”

Yep: still boring as hell when it’s esports.

I have a better one for you.

First time I get to use this in response.

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

Seriously. It's steadily gained traction amongst major outlets. This must be curtailed.

He can’t refer to Roger Goodell’s anatomy.

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

Wrestling has become, sometime in the last year, a thing that people will admit to liking again.

All ESPN is doing is making Bill look like the victim here. I'm already a fan and as such would probably follow him anywhere but they just look like a lapdog for goodell by making moves like this.

While I’m happy that Kathryn Hahn is suddenly in everything, I really wish her agent could find her something other than “the cool wife.”

Re: his contract, how likely is it that he has some sort of non-disclosure kind of thing in there? I need a Simmons ESPN hatchet job so, so, so badly. Dude knows where some bodies are buried for sure.

Ahh Yoshimitsu. The guy with a sword who never uses it unless it’s a special attack.