IT WAS MORE THAN A YEAR AGO. GET THE FUCK OVER IT PLEASE. The way people still(!) talk about it you'd think he murdered Taylor Swift with a hammer.

Lindsay Lohan was celebrated for her curves, too.

@jo_knows_verse: I think Joan not being pregnant after all would be one plot twist too many, and anyway it doesn't make sense for her to lie to her husband that way. As for her not showing in the photos, I imagine any photos Greg gets would be several weeks old by the time he saw them.

@ZenaKrumbein: They've put out a dozen articles a week for a decade and a half. I think we can forgive them a dud or two.

@CatLat7: Whatever happened to her, anyway? Did they run out of silent, delicate beauty roles after Memoirs of a Geisha?

What's the over-under on how long it'll be till Paladino's outed by a rentboy/congressional page/secret Canadian husband/multiple men on the New Jersey Turnpike/all of the above?

@blackbirdfly(ingundertheradar): Exactly what I was thinking!

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: God, that movie was ham-to-ham combat.

@shorty63136: It's an incredibly long story (as are most Arrested Development plotlines) but it ends in Michael Cera in a muscle suit and hotpants recreating Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam."

I've always wondered what it's like to have ass implants. Does it always feel like you're sitting on two large Jell-o molds? What's the post-op period like?

@Admiral_Awesome: I suppose we should all be so lucky as to find someone in this world who fits us so perfectly.

Ne-Yo looks fantastic for an 80 year old man.

@Chinedu Opara: Boring/obvious.

Just once I'd like to see a disaster flick that doesn't include a shot of the Statue of Liberty.

All I ever hear about Glee nowadays is guest star this and theme episode that. For a show that's only had two seasons it seems to have jumped the shark mighty fast.

@Tony Bologna: It would've been better if it hadn't been basically stolen from AO Scott's review of 300 in the New York Times.

I can't wait to see the fan freakouts when Nolan taps Russell Brand or someone else completely out of left field for Riddler.

@Xyberfaust: My understanding was that Raimi withdrew voluntarily due to creative issues and time constraints. If you think they'd let go of Nolan - who directed the third highest grossing movie of all time, not to mention the only major hit of this summer - without a huge fight, you're crazy.

To give the obvious response: The heroin doesn't concern me so much as the macking on Paris Hilton.

@duetoprivacy: Aww. While it's true that he's been doing slight variations on the same virginal nerd character for over a decade, I still think Eisenberg's a lot more talented than Michael Cera, who has literally never stopped playing George-Michael.