@dkissam: A prequel could work. Like 500 Days of Summer but, you know, funny and realistic.

@The Faery Goth Mother: Who says she's talking about Wicca?

Methinks we are confusing a barometer with a thermometer.

If Johnny Knoxville being headbutted by a buffalo while on roller skates is wrong, I don't want to be right.

@morninggloria: Is it at all possible that she's not speaking 100% literally? Keep in mind that she's talking to People, a magazine with a fairly blatant pro-marriage, pro-child slant.

@morninggloria: I think it's pretty obvious that Megan Fox is talking about marriage in its meaning of "a social recognition of a romantic commitment that our culture deems to be an incredibly important milestone in a person's life" not "a legal contract that allows you to open a joint bank account."

@morninggloria: Yeah, how dare she say that she's happy!

John Travolta??? No.

How is this even a contest?

@stacyinbean: I love AD too but honestly it ended at the right time. The final episodes were an incestuous clusterfuck of in-jokes that a casual viewer couldn't hope to understand.

@throwdetta: It's not a Mad Men parody if it doesn't have a shot of a random character saying, "What?"

"Not even" Christina Hendricks? Please, the fashion industry hates women with actual boobs and hips. I'm honestly surprised they didn't whittle her down more.

Anna looks too fucking cute in that picture. But Bill, blonde highlights are not your friend.

@intrepid_turtle: Maybe the reason people are having difficulty grasping your point is because it is unclear and you are being pointlessly hostile? Just a thought.

@Rimzy: It is very sweet that you think Heidi isn't 100% on board with this.

@lucysnowe: The Sookie accent is a variation on her original Rogue accent, which she (rightly) dropped about halfway through the first X-Men movie.

As an lefty, I applaud the death of cursive. Fuck that hand-smearing noise.

Boy, are people overreacting to this! He wasn't trying to insult Kathryn Bigelow's movie. He was responding to an interviewer's question in a way that made clear that he sees 3D technology as the future of movies, NOT saying that her movie would have been better if it were more like Avatar.

That Paul Rudd, what an unappealing fella.

@DavidWatts: Not even getting into Dov Charney (who, because he didn't invent the concept of sexual harassment, isn't that bad of a guy? What?), the bizarro hiring practices that arguably led to these financial issues, a corporate atmosphere that allegedly encourages sexual harassment, and the ugly, poor-quality…