@bookling: She's from Greenwich, to her the giant fucking outdoor luxury mall that is West Hartford Center must look positively downtrodden. God forbid any CT Republican set up headquarters in the actual state capital. Poor black people, quelle horreur!

@bookling: Hell, I'd do it just because the constant construction on the place is making driving on Farmington Avenue even more annoying than it normally is.

@queenhobart: Even Clueless?!

@brentbent)dense as a neutron star and bright as a super nova(: It's done it effectively before, but really I'm okay with Futurama not using licensed music to tell me how to feel. I can get that with literally every other show on TV right now.

Honestly, hooking up with Jessica Simpson is probably a better investment than an MBA at this point.

@RedJenny: It always bugged me that Iago had teeth.

What's so shameful about Oprah getting invited? Shit, I'd invite Oprah to my wedding.

@morninggloria: Hey, it worked for Kathy Griffin.

@waverly: It makes me wonder if there's been some sort of falling out.

I've always thought that if American Apparel's advertising focused on "made in the USA" rather than hipster asscrack they would be rolling in cash. I guess I just don't have Dov's VISION.

@eatsshootsleaves: That was my knee-jerk reaction as well.

It needs a few more poop jokes and buildings made of human body parts, but all in all this is a very good Garden of Earthly Delights parody. Good job, everyone.

So does this mean Canadian Guy is fired from TGS? Granted he didn't do much besides be cute, but still, sad face.

@stacyinbean: At the risk of surrendering my Jezebel license, I have never cared for Alexander Skarsgard. As an actor he seems to have attended the Sam Worthington Academy of Mumbling, Glowering and Smirking. Sure, he ain't bad to look at, but there are sexier guys out there.

Liquor is the new:

I don't care for Justin Timberlake. He so obviously wants people to think he's some sort of renaissance man, but everything he does outside of "pop star" is underwhelming. He tries so hard but it's just not clicking, at least with me.

@LazyHippo: I consider myself Archfraulein Grammar Nazi and I'm not seeing what's so shaky here. Care to enlighten?

@rampantwhistler: Pretty much. Female dress codes (for schools, say) are notoriously hard to write for exactly that reason. Not to mention that female fashions change far more rapidly than those of men.

Glee is on Fox, not ABC.

@Titania: Except it's clearly meant as satire, not straight-up analysis. Just because Lindsay's not being pedantic, it doesn't mean she's not making a point.