I love how Wendy Williams is on the verge of a joy-gasm the entire time.

@Betty Bea: Seriously. I thought she looked fine. Honestly, a lot better than 90% of her stumblin' around fucked up tabloid shots.

I would kill to see the expression on Momsen's face when she reads those comments in ten years.

@edna electro: Joma, is that you?

@ms.windupbird: Hi fellow Bard alumna!

How bad could jail possibly be for Lindsay? She'll be there less than a month, in ad seg the entire time. Bring some magazines and you'll be fine, lady.

Are you sure that's Ryan Reynolds and not Derek Zoolander?

What the fuck is a love addict?

@LadyTudorRose: I never bought the "retard baby" story, but the stuff about marital difficulties and turning a blind eye to him and Bristol, sure. Honestly, most of it was pretty banal.

That's a big fuckin' gun. Sheesh.

He's like 70% forehead.

@HopeAngel: Well played, lady.

He looks better with the beard. There, I said it.

@Brdf: Agree on all counts. Also, I didn't like that little twerp in The Road and I doubt this was going to warm me to him.

@kake81: I'm assuming that means you live in an arid area. 80-100 degrees with low humidity isn't bad at all as long as you stay out of the sun.

Anyone else think Mel sounds coked up? I've heard he's had issues before.

@That mop mutant: Maybe you have some deep dark history with erikwoods that I'm not privy to, but good lord do you sound like a jerk.

Wow, Katy Perry is dating Russell Brand? I hadn't heard.

Eh, she's okay.

I'd like this a lot more without the text explaining how this is the Most! Important! Film! Of our time! These movies are decent. Not great, decent. Don't buy your own hype, HP.