@Calisee: Is it at all possible that she successfully "turned" him? The promos made a point of showing that she fed him her blood.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: Seriously. I had assumed she was devoting all her time to Twitter and "designing" incredibly short skirts.

@Red: Well played, madam.

@DonnaPirana: And the one-two punch of the Sister's Graduation and Mets Game stunts.

A naked woman on the cover of Rolling Stone. How "controversial". Let me know when Al Gore's dong shows up again.

Someone with Photoshop skillz, please swap their faces.

Yzma never gets the respect she deserves.

@GreyHammer: You realize that Arlene's comment was meant to illustrate her casual racism, right?

@wild7s: I would argue that post-cancellation Family Guy has been a lot better than the early stuff. But yeah, it's already looking like the new Futurama is getting a little too self-referential for my taste.

@brentbent C.O.C.K.R.O.A.cH. )For all the queer super villians out there(: Yeah, "one nuke" is still a tall order for our friends in the DPRK.

@Jes St.Lawrence: Yeah, we shouldn't forget that Newsweek has had one foot in the grave for months now and is desperate for readers. We shouldn't be shocked that they're running these ridiculous attention-grabbing headlines, and we probably shouldn't give said headlines too much credence.

@Clare116: I can't prove it and he hasn't worked here in a few years. And besides, the dude was such a golden boy with the administration that it likely wouldn't have garnered more than a slap on the wrist.

@Abra: I guess what some see as "committed to the character" others see as "comically self-important."

@viklane: Unless Louis CK or Dave Attell is doing it I don't really care for the Creepy Heavyset White Guy comedy persona. But your point about him not filling a particular "role" is well taken - I totally agree.

@quatrevingtquatre: That's exactly what I thought, too. I had sort of figured her to be the Andy Kaufman or Sacha Baron Cohen of music. But no, apparently Lady Gaga is Serious Business.

@Hortense: Seriously, would anyone even recognize Gaga if she wore pants? Even deconstructed avant garde weirdo pants?

@viklane: Really. But I also hate John Oliver, so maybe I'm just on a different comedy plane than most TDS viewers.

@slowpoke.r: Totally. If she really wanted to go unnoticed, she could. I really doubt anyone would recognize her sans costumery, make-up, wig and entourage.

@BearDownCBears: Definitely. And I can't be the only person who thinks Jason Jones is kept around solely to be be Samantha's foil, since she's about a trillion times funnier than him.

All of these end-of-men articles sound the same to me. "For the first time in human history, men don't have absolute dominance in all areas of public life. What are we doing wrong?!?!"