I feel like I should form a club of people who, no matter how hard they try, always get caught making a bizarre face when photographed.

@That-Dude: Hey, whatever. I went to Brown for a couple years (yes, it's an Ivy) so I know of what I speak.

Oh my god, she's so FAT.

Can we please start demystifying the Ivy League? There may be a lot of high achievers there - secret: high achievers can be found at any university! - but as a whole they're college students like everyone else. The only thing that's unusually difficult about Ivy League schools is getting in.

@JessaFields: To Cruise's credit (never thought I'd type those words), he doesn't play Les Grossman as a Jewish stereotype. It's really more just "Tom Cruise shouting obscenities," which I think is sort of the appeal of the character. But yeah, I don't think the Grossman character is funny/interesting enough to…

I'm a teacher at a private school, and I once had a colleague (guy in his mid 20s) who had slept with like a half-dozen of his coworkers and teachers from nearby schools, all unbeknownst to his long-term girlfriend. Once he got bored with a conquest he just stopped talking to her and moved on to another. During…

@cand86: From what I understand of porn terminology, "MILF" can pretty much be applied to any female performer over 20. I'm honestly impressed that these actresses are as old as they are.

Yet another reason to believe the Perry-Brand thing is as fake as tits on a lizard. Blasphemy? Woman, have you ever even talked to your "fiancé"?

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Yet another reason for them to feud.

I would buy it and watch it and enjoy it. Should I feel ashamed?

God damn it, crazy Republicans, stop spending so much time focusing on Nikki Haley's vagina and ethnic background! You are making me feel sympathy for her, and I don't want to. How can someone be simultaneously anti-tax and pro-education? HOW?!?!

I liked Christina's previous retro-glam look a hell of a lot more than this Gaga shit.

So he comes off as a bit of a dingle. Who cares? He makes Alanis happy.

@Angua: My point is simply that the reason people are paying more attention to Munn than they did to Riggle is because TDS itself made a bigger deal about her.

She's wearing a jacket in the first two photos and in the first she's likely wearing a sports bra as well. My vote goes to no implants.

@aisuru113: At the boys school where I teach about half the guys douse themselves in it (you know, "double pits to chesty!!!!"). My classroom smells like a French cathouse at the end of the day. The female teachers call it Ass.

I liked La Isla Bonita more.

@Angua: I don't recall TDS dedicating Riggle's entire first segment to having other correspondents come on and say, "Oh my God, you hired a military guy!" Whereas Munn's appearance was dominated by the "Look at us hiring a GIRL!" schtick.

@lurkerbynature: I know that, and I actually think it was totally appropriate and that she shouldn't have had to apologize for it. But even if you think otherwise, we can probably agree that Olivia Munn has no such defense.

@the glamwich: I don't want to rag on anyone who graduated with a degree in journalism or a related subject, but let's just say that Sarah Palin was also a journo major. It's not a degree that requires an outsize intellect.