Does anyone else think a Solange-Gaga pairing would be a hell of a lot more interesting?

@Babushka: I'm with you. Unless you're Michael Jackson or Guns N' Roses, you shouldn't be making 9-minute-long music videos.

@MizJenkins: Also, Oprah produced the movie.

I know courtesy demands that everyone involved in the movie be invited to the awards show, but god damn Eli Roth was terrible in Inglourious Basterds and the movie was worse because of him, which is a significant achievement given that he had like two lines.

Rule of thumb: Don't take self-help advice from people who aren't happy themselves.

@heykoukla: I think Depp's personal hygiene or lack thereof has been well known for years now. Same with Brad Pitt.

@Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: Sounds like what I've thought coming out of every single Burton movie since Sleepy Hollow.

@paramicorazon: Depp can attempt to rationalize it away all he wants, doesn't make it sound any less weird or forced.

@MyNameIsChris: I have literally heard drunken karaoke performances better than that.

@TheTruffle: What? Weren't they CONSTANTLY feuding during their respective heydays? I vaguely recall Christina criticizing Britney for using her sexuality to sell records, which was pretty fucking rich.

@cate3710: She's the second coming of Avril Lavigne - modestly talented country singer gets a "rock n roll" makeover, feeds "outrageous" quotes to the press until it becomes impossible to ignore how clueless she is.

Picking on Britney Spears for lip-syncing, in 2010? Always on the razor's edge, aren't we, Ke&ha.

@scopa0304: You know things are bad in Japan if it's making the Bay Area looks affordable.

What, exactly, was "condescending" about Slumdog Millionaire? No one has ever argued that it's anything more than a fairytale.

@SinTinTin: The only reason people are talking about their relationship is because both their films are competing for best director/picture. I don't think that's ever happened before.

@Kryptolojik: Do people seriously think that AC2 feels incomplete? If anything I think there's too much. And as much as I like Machiavelli and Savonarola as historical figures, both DLCs feel like killing time before Rome. Unless you really like escort quests, I guess.

@gundaman: Japan and China are already well-explored in video games, North Korea doesn't fit particularly well into the AC mythology, and the Templars were founded about 1500 years after Alexandrian Greece.

@Hana Maru: Your seal of approval: Boy oh boy, was that needlessly bitchy.

@TenaciousZ: "I need a make-up artist! No ... the sluttier one."

@HereComesMyBaby: From what I can tell, Bitch lives paycheck to paycheck. Issues come out when the publishers can afford it.