@lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: Yeah, she comes off as very sweet in interviews/acceptance speeches but I've heard nothing but bad things from people who've met her. Very Regina George.

That is an incredibly awkward cover pose.

Why isn't anyone getting him to write a Sarah Palin tell all? Wasn't that rumored for awhile? It would certainly make an absurd amount of money. Maybe they're waiting till election season kicks off.

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: He's cute, but if you subtract the notoriety factor I can't imagine him doing much real modeling.

I am loving Cyndi's wig.

@I, Zombie Normal: Last year there were a couple nasty ones (Chanel, Akasha or whatever the hell her name was) but I agree that EVERYONE seems to be on each other's ass this season. Chill out, bitches.

Call me a cynic, but from everything I've seen this looks like just another overly busy, CGI-soaked movie based on a children's book. The main difference seems to be Johnny Depp and HBC, who appear to be doing the exact same thing they always do in Burton flicks. I think I'll wait for Netflix.

Didn't LOVE have Beth Ditto naked on the cover of their inaugural issue? I guess female nudity is the only card they hold.

You can't fake laughter? I guess that's why J's acting career never took off.

@SinTinTin: According to the blurb she was one of a number of big names who turned it down. Surprising to me was Alicia Keys, who never met a charity-publicity opportunity she wouldn't jump on.

Please use this photo in every future story about Lady Gaga.

@SinTinTin: Weirdly enough, Jack Donaghy's mom was on Oz once as an appeals judge. She was exactly the same.

@FroderickFronkensteen: The Cleve aside, I always found Floyd to most boring of Liz's boyfriends. Dennis Duffy, on the other hand...

Dude, it's VANITY FAIR. That magazine is an embodiment of everything that gets the upper classes beheaded during revolutions.

@coloredmaps: As someone who teaches high school, I can say with confidence that Taylor Swift is HUGE in that age group.

@anibundel: I agree. Gaga's a talented singer but not mindblowing. Taylor Swift's voice works for her music. But both of them wither next to the awesomeness that is K. Cla.

@nora charles: I can get behind this.

@whynotshesaid: Between Gaga, RuPaul, and Beyonce, I'm kind of hoping we're in for a renaissance of high camp in pop culture.

Why people give so much credence to the Grammys, I'll never know. They exist to promote the few musical acts that turn a profit for their labels. Nothing more.

@Friedhamster: You're one of those people who doesn't get jokes, aren't you?