@Thus Spake KATE!: It wasn't even really scandalous at the time.

I'll just come right out and say it: I never got all the hooha over JLo's dress. It felt so publicist-driven. Rose McGowan was way more naked at the VMAs.

Her face and hair and skin are gorgeous, but I'm not sure about the dress. It seems to be messing with her proportions - her shoulders look huge in comparison to her waist.

I don't know if anything can top Elton's duet with Eminem.

@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Well, it's pretty much the only reason anyone's talking about her at the moment.

@SomeAuthorGirl: There was an article in the NY Times awhile back claiming that Angelina stage-manages more or less everything the tabloids say about her and Brad.

I normally hate the term "attention whore" but there's really no other way to describe this woman.

@Karlott: A square jawed brown haired white guy. You, sir, are a fascinating human.

@hot_heart: Your homophobia is showing.

@Bleemo: Faux British accent != Shakespeare. A Shakespearean actor would actually sound incredibly awesome - think Patrick Stewart or Judi Dench.

@MSUHitman: Wow, you ALSO created a conventionally attractive character? What are the odds?!

Well, Angelina Jolie is nothing if not a tabloid opportunist, so it would make publicity sense for her to link herself with the It Celebrity of the moment.

@IamnotStarJones: It doesn't have to make sense or be not-creepy. All it has to do is get us talking about Urban Outfitters. And it's succeeded.

I'm not going to lie. I want to see this thing. I'm sure it would turn out to be a totally boring letdown, a la Paris Hilton's tape, but still. The suspense is killing me.

I like Wyatt and everything, but whatever happened to Larry Wilmore? That guy killed.

@Ipomoea: Did politicians not view themselves as above the law prior to the 21st century? News to me.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I guess I don't quite get why people are freaking out about Edwards. The sex tape was a new level of Bad Idea Jeans (although it wouldn't have surfaced if Young weren't going through his shit and just happened to watch the unmarked DVD he found in the trash), but it's not like American political…

Yeah, like a restraining order will keep that thing from getting out sooner or later.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Madonna's musical talent is completely besides the point: It's her image, and what she did with that image, that's important.

@badmutha: Well, let's be fair: Britney, Christina, and Gaga are basically spiritual successors to Madonna and wouldn't have existed without her. The women is self-absorbed, but god damn it she has the right.