No

I think EVERYONE’S twitter benefits from a little drunk tweeting every now and then.

I am currently 24 years old. Just yesterday, i went with my husband of two years to buy a new bedroom set with my furniture store line of credit, which may be the most adult thing I’ve ever done in my life, but I am still astonished that anyone would extend me any kind of line of credit, or even let me operate a…

I just turned 27 (two days ago :( ) and I certainly do not feel like an adult *sigh*

Of course Hillary made no promises. Of course she didn’t.

After Bad Blood I think I hit my Taylor Swift limit. I was meh about her and then that video came out. It’s like the Michael Bay of all music videos - chock full of cameos, unnecessary explosions, fancy CGI, and yet absolutely no point.

It’s the only Riff Raff that matters.

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Kylie Jenner on her boyfriend (?) Tyga: “I don’t want people to know every time we fight or break up.”

If you EVER send someone something saying “I win” in a non-humorous context, there is no question you lost really, really hard.

And then you grow up and realize that body decoration is human and that there isn’t a culture in the world that doesn’t send messages through appearance. No make up or layer in on an inch deep—it is all a form of self expression.

All those non c-section monks are also unclean then, and we should probably do something about those filthy penises that have been near those impossible-to-clean-unnamed-spaces.

Except he’s not Fix-it Felix; he and his family are Wreck-it Ralphs.

The tone of that letter reminded me of something that Marcia and Greg would write in preparation for them running against each other in seeking the position of student council president, after Peter and Jan secretly uncovered the unfair tactics that the debate staff was going to use. Are we sure the GOP didn’t copy…

If they don’t want “lightening” rounds, can we have some “enlightening” rounds?

I think that’s an oxymoron.

It’s really annoying when you point out something is offensive and people get all defensive and say the world is getting too PC and you need to get a sense of humor. In what world is rape funny? I can’t find one single aspect of rape humourous. People suck.

He may have needed proof—legal proof, and it just wasn’t there. A prolonged fight would have cost time and resources he may not have had. With shared custody he may have hoped to be able to keep his son safe.