I love you, and think we’re twins. And so, for everyone’s amusement, some slender fit dancers describing the problem of big heavy boobs (watch to the end, where they talk about the painful aftermath of the braless choreography!):

My friend lost a bunch of weight after getting sick and she sent me all of her “fat clothes” and among them was a bralette. It was like a riddle, I held it up and pondered it for a while before deciding the best course of action was to take selfies in it and send them to her for her amusement. I had to physically…

Ah, yes. I call those ‘house bras’. As in ‘I will answer the door for pizza delivery in one, but I damn sure won’t walk outside the house’. I own a few non-bralette styles of what they call ‘comfort bras’ bought on deep discount from Catherines and sleep in them in the summer when Sacramento, CA hits triple digits for…

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

Fun fact about alcohol: it’s a vasodilator, which means that it causes blood vessels to expand. That’s why you feel warmer if you have a drink as more blood than usual rushes to the surface of your skin. Chronic abuse of alcohol weakens these blood vessels so they eventually burst, leading to the ruddy, uneven…

He looks like a sack full of various STDs... Or like the evil within is literally eating its way out from his blackened heart.

This is suddenly seeming like the only real possibility.

I guess it’s hilarious if you’ve never been grabbed by a guy or been the subject of harassment and vile words at work or on the street. Congratulations for that.

I am unashamed of my love for this movie. It even makes me CRY most of the time. I don’t know WTF that’s about, but there it is.

Fox/Hen house. Taxes. Russia. Whatever, give the scumbag a CHANCE. He won! You didn’t hear US whining for EIGHT years, now did you? \s

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

How many votes did Jill Stein get again? 100 million, wasn’t it? So close! If only a few Hillary voters had just had the good sense to vote for the dumbest candidate in the election, we’d be living in Candyland!

Except for Dave Capisano, I hardly know him.

I also hear they love terriers.

all the daves i know feel the same way.

Same reason trump voters who were receiving health care through the affordable care act are surprised they are about to lose their healthcare.

Because she’s rich enough to be sheltered from the reality most other LGBTQ have to face every goddamn day. And because she’s rich enough she doesn’t need to care about the realities of being LGBTQ in Trump’s America. And probably even because she cares more about being rich than being part of the LGBTQ community.

It’s not stupidity, it’s selfishness. Letting these people claim stupidity is, in a way, letting them off the hook. She knew what Trump was, she just didn’t care when stacked against her rich person interests. Now a response is expected of her when he reveals just what a shit he is and she’s given the bare minimum to,…