It took hours for my rose red manic panic to get bleached out of my hair by a professional after my mom flipped her shit back in 1994. No fucking way this is true.

Right- he’s a total douche but this is not really anything. They shook hands moments later. If anything it’s just people being awkward. There’s more than enough ammo that people loathe him, but most adults in office still have basic manners even when they dislike someone.

Portsmouth- Shio. I hear Surf is good as well but I haven’t been. i hope you like it!

We moved to NH from MA for my job 5 years ago, and while we have concerns about that douche Sununu, holy shit buying a car tax free is cool. It’s clean here, there’s little traffic unless it’s summer beachgoer season, and we found a really good sushi place. So we’re staying put unless political shit gets nuts- then we…

As a resident, I concur.

Holy shit, I actually would have gotten pregnant for this.

He did, and now I have another reason to move back to the Commonwealth. Not paying taxes is cool until you get laid off and unemployment won’t cover your mortgage much less any other bills. THANKS, NH.

Sadly, our governor in NH is all up in Trump’s junk so we’re basically porked up here. Atvleast Maine’s governor is the shame of NE, but Sununu is a close second.

Holy crap, those are beautiful! It’s My first time planting ANYTHING this year. I can’t remember what all of these are called. I have the pokies somewhere. It’s like gardening for babies, but I love them anyway. I hope they survive the multiple inches of rain that fell yesterday & today.

These are our little guys, Bunk & Li’l Sebastian. They are spoiled brats and SO FRESH.

Black cats are the fanciest. I wish I wasn’t allergic.

Use this every day and never have leakage because I’m an adult who caps the goddamn toothpaste. Snap it on; it clicks. Do not leave chunky residue around the top to ensure a tight seal. I bet all of these people have cabinets doors that are semi-ajar and drawers not completely shut.

This is a really interesting article about how the hell things like this happen: http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/04/pepsi-ad-kendall-jenner-advertising-professionals-weigh-in.html

I gained like 30 pounds from stress over the course of a couple of years and no one really said shit because I was basically The Fat beforehand. But I really feel like I can fill out a kaftan now. Who cares, I’m 40.

I agree with you 100%- his short stories are a great way to start. Skeleton Crew was my favorite.

TAMPON.

But are they owned by the Sheinhardt Wig Company?

OH MY GOD. Clothing like this kills me. Like sleeveless turtlenecks. If it’s so cold that your neck necessitates coverage, why the fuck are your arms bare? Shoulderless cardigans though- destroying all of the magic that is a cardigan- I’m going to go drown myself in the toilet.

That was super interesting, now I know why I flush so much when I drink. My technical term for it: “the reds.” Not smart here.

Thanks for the clarification- it’s very unfortunate looking and ordinarily I’d feel badly for the person suffering, but this guy can go fuck himself. His horrific skin is fitting.