Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

‘And That’s Why We Drink’. It’s a paranormal/true crime podcast. Those ladies are like my best friends now. Also ‘Lore’ ‘No Sleep Podcast’ and ‘This Podcast is Haunted’. If you can’t tell I’m going through a scary phase.

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

Ok, I love this time of year, so forgive the new account, but I wanted to tell the story my grandmother told me. I can’t vouch for it completely, but she’s a very no-nonsense woman and I’ve never caught her in a lie (besides maybe how many martinis she’s had). Anyway, we’ll call her Betty. Betty grew up in Kansas in…

I don’t know how the cat did it, but that cat was totally fucking with you.

This GIF is mesmerizing

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

This was almost 30 years ago. Times flies. My husband and I were newlyweds and bought our first home in St Paul, MN. Big old Victorian monstrosity in a depressed area, which is what we could afford.

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

I’m a little scared this will dox me, but oh well. I’ve been meaning to post this story for years, but I always lose the nerve around Halloween. I generally don’t like thinking too much about it.

It’s 1995, I’m 12 years old and it’s the year McDonald’s is selling commemorative glass mugs of the highly successful, highly praised, masterpiece of a film, Batman Forever. I was excited to own one of these mugs and my mom got me the Two-Face one.

IT’S TIMEEEEE

After being an adult for a few years nothing supernatural can scare me.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman.

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”