I have two cats, a toddler, and my Great Dane recently passed away. So I totally get stains and subsequently will only buy white slipcovered sofas so I can bleach them. People are all “white sofa with kids and pets?! Gasp!” but I can’t imagine a sofa I couldn’t machine wash.

I was going to recommend The Chloe from Macys but it’s been discontinued. I do recommend Macys though, because they are much more reasonably priced than say “Crate and Barrel” or similar.

I actually have a Mitchell Gold + Bob Williams sofa that my wife bought at a PB outlet eleven years ago and it’s rad. It has down cushions, so it’s plush but it’s also oddly firm. We’ve gone through two sofa covers now (the original onewoukd shrink every time we washed it, which we do a lot). And the covers are around…

Oooooh, thank you. I saw a Klaussner sofa on sale at Wayfair that I liked but I had never heard of the brand.

I think muted mint green is a very cool color choice; although I’m sure this doesn’t help to cushion the terror...

Sarah Weddington is amazing. She is proof that either lawyers are getting dumber or the quality of law schools and a legal education has gone downhill. She was only four years out of law school when she made oral arguments before the Supreme Court. I still get nervous in district court.

Her hair probably sucks up all the water in a bathtub. Her hair could have saved Whitney Houston!

Actually, Milla’s wig is way more lifelike than the dried-out yarn on top of Kellyanne’s head.

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

Am I a bad person for enjoying this recent turn of events for Kellyanne as much as I am right now? It seriously brightened my Tuesday.

THIS ^^ And I’ve always loved that NARS has an inclusive shade range. They never pretended there were 20 shades of light beige and two shades of brown. Francois Nars makes products that suit everyone so not only is this concealer FUCKING BOMB as is but I like that I can actually purchase it since I won’t buy from…

THIS ^^ And I’ve always loved that NARS has an inclusive shade range. They never pretended there were 20 shades of…

NARS Radiant Creamy Concealer

NARS Radiant Creamy Concealer

nancy o’dell asked chrissy and john when they are going to have more kids. Chrissy was pretty vocal about her struggles to get pregnant and how ppl who kept asking them when they were going to have kids did not understand the pain that caused. Asking women about their decision to have babies like they were out on this…

I’m surprised the biggest piece of this poll is left out.

I’d love to hear one of those people explain what the Bowling Green Massacre was, when it was, what went down, and how many people died. I haven’t heard such stupidity since a former co-worker believed that mole sauce was made with moles.

Did anyone see that Christine Baranski offered to play DeVos on SNL? I need this in my life right now, please give me this one, TV Gods.

I was in awe of how the distilled fury she vented for seven and a half minutes without breaking character or cracking a smile. She would not be de-turd. A comedic genius painting a masterpiece.

There is something fucked up and mesmerizing about Melissa McCarthy’s deranged furious energy.

(and the New York Times, bless)

Perhaps public silence for the month preceding and following the book release, during which time she’ll be criticized for not speaking out?