Charlie Baker is hardly comparable to your Paul Ryan-Mike Pence Republicans.

I am a Woo Rat.

As a former resident of central MA (Shrewsbury & Worcester) for about 25 years total, college included, let’s call a spade a spade here. I get #notallcentralma certainly- Paxton etc. are lovely, the Worcester Art Museum is fantastic, and the west side of the Woo is beautiful- but Woo rats are not a very charming bunch…

OF COURSE. Fucking Worcester. $2 drafts can only buy you so much goodwill. It’s a city full of people resisting anything good or nice. It’s the epicenter of “you think you’re so much better than me” sentiments. And they SUCK AT PLOWING SNOW.

If I had a nickel for every time I yelled “look at this fucking guy” while driving in the Commonwealth, well, I could afford to buy a house there.

AND all of us former MA residents who moved to NH to tip the scales for the democrats up here! And because our jobs moved us here but that is BESIDE THE POINT. By the way, is anyone surprised he’s from Worcester? I’m from central MA originally and when I saw this I was like, “of course.”

Wait, pretend I’m a child. She printed emails and you didn’t get promoted? Am I understanding that correctly? If yes, let’s go key her car.

What the fuck with the printing? Last week a coworker printed out an email because she apparently couldn’t absorb the information unless it was on a goddamn piece of paper. I had to take a lap to let go of my anger. And it isn’t just her- everyone prints these HUGE reports, like 11 x 17 reports- multiple times. When…

I refuse to even look at a spreadsheet if it isn’t in Calibri. I will reformat that shit.

I 100% agree that it’s grotesque how health care is handled in this country as well as how idiots like us pay our taxes and keep our heads down and get screwed by stupid shit like “estate tax” or asset seizure when the assets are just like a 3 bedroom home in the metro west, not a Hamptons estate. When my father…

Nope- not her husband. The guy who wrote Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close I think.

There’s something about her that’s intolerable. Did you read the NYT thing on her emails with some author? It’s a study in self importance.

And oddly satisfying. Also, a good way to make friends- some of my best friendships were forged by discussing destroying the work ladies room with period shits.

Dammit, i just tried to call period shits. Since I just took one it’s fresh in my mind and it’s bouquet lingers in the master bath...

I call period shits!

Time to get TANKED in your sweaters and duck boots, am I right? I plan on drinking 475 beers that day. Have a lovely time in the Commonwealth, my liberal friend!

Was your grandmother in a nursing home for long term care? That’s most likely Medicare, but if she was young, that’s insurance in general; it’s not unique to Masshealth. Assets get seized as repayment if you don’t qualify for Medicaid. It’s smart to update housing deeds to include children when parents are still…

It blows my mind how dental isn’t part of “health insurance” generally. I knew I liked VT.

Cali won’t leave you hanging, I’m sure. I’m sorry that this is happening. Just know that MA will welcome you with open arms if you change your mind. Winter really isn’t that bad, don’t believe the hype.

Can you move to Massachusetts? Mass Health is awesome.