Mansur Gavriel is drool city.

Kate Spade wears like iron and is still fun while being adult. I have a big red satchel (also came with a crossbody strap that is removable) with a wide fuchsia stripe down the front that gets more ass than a toilet seat. People remark on it everywhere I go. Also, KS monograms if you’re into that. For less flash,…

I feel like fingers make foundation blend better, right? My friend was an artist for Bobbi Brown and liked to pat the correcter after application because the warmth of her fingers helped it soften and blend better. I am sticking to that as justification! I’m 38 and don’t give nearly as much of a shit as I used to- is…

Oh, so BB is for light coverage? Now I’m intrigued. Can you build it up to cover redness easily? Does it give you a flawless finish? I’ll buy anything that promises that I’ll have perfect skin. ANYTHING.

What’s the deal with the Beauty Blender? Is it that good? I use a foundation stick & blend with my fingers. Because they’re free. It usually looks pretty good. Someone please explain the BB.

Facts. That eyeliner is crazy good. The lady at Sephora was like “no, really, trust me” when she recommended it. Happy I did.

Or at least have someone say they don’t know the answers! Religion is so weird and inconsistent. Bad priests can ruin everything.

“But the Bible says so” = “but these go to eleven.” And isn’t a crisis of faith a feature of Christianity? Blind faith was always kind of, I don’t want to say, frowned upon necessarily, but maybe not an ideal situation, at least in my personal religious education. We were challenged a lot to have questions and…

It’s fucking insane. And not taking it literally doesn’t negate your ability to believe in JC & God. Just try not to be an asshole. Don’t murder anyone. Give to charity and stop being so judgmental. I’m a super terrible Catholic and haven’t been to church since I got married but seriously, it blows my mind how these…

Apparently microbeads don’t, but they kill dolphins or something. Gommage is where it’s at. Yonka forever.

Wait, we can sue when skincare products suck now? My prissy princess skin has some grievances to air.

That is a lot of look.

Man, I’m sorry. I was raised Catholic as well and it was questioning and discussing all the time. We had a super mellow parish though.

Also, you can show up to church in shorts & flip flops. And the pastor of my childhood parish would skip the homily at noontime mass if the Patriots were playing at 1pm or if it was too hot (no a/c back then).

My Jesuit alma mater teaches a class called Topics:Evolution and it’s all science and no bible. I vaguely recall a priest basically laughing about taking the Old Testament literally as well.

I love to use it but feel like it’s for special occasions only, so as not to overuse or reduce its impact. It’s the fine china you pull out for Thanksgiving. Then everyone knows you mean business when you drop that bomb.

Nope, give in and cry like the rest of us. I feel like the older I get, the more I’m like a raw nerve. Maybe because I’m finally starting to understand how sad and unfair life can be for everyone and that I’m a lucky, lucky person. Or maybe, as Leslie Knope said, it’s because “bitches be crazy.” Regardless, take…

You’re growing a human person. Fuck that shit. Wear whatever is comfortable and remember that woman is just a miserable person.

My mother is 76 and shit like that comes out of her mouth a lot. I think it’s generational to a certain extent. My sister and I are super liberal feminists and lay into her for it, but at this point that ship has kind of sailed. The only thing women of that generation were instructed to do was land a husband and be…

I especially liked her white jacket when she officially hit the number of delegates needed to get the nomination. She interviewed with David Muir in it I think. There is something about her outfits that is very mom like but in the way that my mom would say “oh isn’t that gooooooorgeous but I have nowhere to wear it!”…