I’ve been watching this guy’s insane campaign for a while and it’s crazy to me that he’s 1) associated himself with the military because he’d applied for the US Naval academy (but was not accepted), 2) called himself a businessman/CEO (because he bought, like, one forclosed piece of property with the money he received…

Ha! There’s a name I had forgotten.

Thank you! His surgery was successful and they nuked him with chemo pre and post surgery bc he’s luckily otherwise healthy enough to take it. They were able to remove all the visible cancer and he’s now in his first semester of law school. He’ll need scans every 6 months but fingers crossed that we can continue to…

I wish I were a good or compassionate enough person to find some grace for this man—but I’ve got nothing. He made a career of lying to people to make them afraid of caricatures and phantoms, all at the expense of the nation’s wellbeing, and all so he could sell those same people gold and snakeoil. I can restrain…

Fellow Ontarian here:

Any “health guidelines” that allow for people to be participating in a freaking INDOOR SPIN CLASS are frankly useless. I can’t think of anything that would be less safe to do right now, considering the amount of heavy breathing and body fluids that must be flying around in there.

But reading a transcript of an Obama speech makes perfect sense.
When you read a Trump transcript, you realize that while the words he were saying were English, and they made sense when you heard them, they are actually word salad that makes Sarah Palin sound like a Rhodes Scholar.

I’m getting more starting forward for the Slovenian national basketball squad vibes as far as fatherhood goes.

I dunno. One the one hand, we laughed at him in 2012 when he said Russia was the greatest national security threat and now it feels prescient, as if he was three steps ahead of us.

Only has a job because he’s related to the terrible Bush presidents, defended Ryan Lochte’s made up racist story, and was cool with Donald Trump talking about sexual assault.

You know, I was having a lot of anxiety lately, and the root of it was worrying about whether Billy Bush was doing okay. Now that I know that he is, I can take a deep breath.  Everyone, I think we’re all going to be fine.

They should come as a set to place on someone's eyes before closing the coffin lid.

In all seriousness though, what I really fear is going to happen is that all the powerful and prominent people will be just fine, and continue with their “it’s just a cold!” narrative, and it’s going to be a staff member, secret service member, or journalist that gets really sick and or dies, and nobody will care.

He’s constantly one-upping the insanity, I don’t know how he does it. I thought the driving stunt the other day was crazy, but this is just so much worse.

After “Covita” started trending due to a comment Jim Acosta made on CNN the one and only Patti LuPone shared this absolute gem:

Disgusting and indefensible. And nobody is supposed to celebrate his suffering. As my academic advisor used to say, "Bullshit on that."

Jesus, gotta love how he's trying to frame him getting sick like he chose to in order to "confront it" for the "American people." A fucking con artist to the end I guess.

That is why they waited till after the market closed to announce he was being hospitalized.

No worries at all. It’s just that the old, clearly unhealthy president has been diagnosed with a deadly illness, and no one can believe anything anyone in the White House says about his condition because they have lied so consistently over the last four years. Normal country. Good times.