“That’s not true.”

Only if it’s FedEx. If it’s UPS I’m sure there won’t be any knocks, even if it’s a thousand dollar graphics card left at the door.

If I’m successful, it’s due to my own merit. If I’m unsuccessful, it’s bad luck. If “they” are unsuccessful, it’s because they’re lazy, worthless freeloaders who can’t accept the consequences of their actions. That’s the subtext of Horatio Alger stories and of the GOP party platform.

Well, they didn’t invent computers. Nor do we use much of the code they wrote these days. However, you know goddamn well I’m talking about your Mom and her inability to figure out Facebook, nevermind things like Net Neutrality and InfoSec, and not Bill Fucking Gates. Ass.

It’s a typo. She’s actually 1755. And there’s no point in comparing ourselves to beings of light & sound.

Hands down. He’s loves gathering intelligence, he’s strategic, he knows all about infrastructure —mainly water works, but still —he’s probably pro-choice and I bet his thoughts on Muslims and immigration are more progressive ...

I hate her too. But I listened very intently to the show and Trevor is the only person I’ve seen make her squirm. While I wish to hell he would have pushed her much harder, but at least he showed she is all talk and no substance.

Deer often walk away from getting hit by cars under their own power and then die of internal injuries in the woods later. Does anyone know where he wandered of to???

I have no doubt Trump was bullshitting the base. The problem is Pence, Ryan and the rest of the Republican elite. The nightmare isn’t Trump, it’s that they now have free reign.

All of Meghan Markle’s future offspring will certainly look prettier than any other royal offspring, that is for sure.

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Ricce Cooker, 5.5 cups

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I FUCKING CAUGHT THAT ONE TOO!!! He started to say woman then said person

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

Poor puppy

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Go check on the percentage of Irish and Icelandic people who are nominally Christian but believe in fairies. Belief systems are a lot less cut-and-dried than your arguments assume.

This is such a strange, uniquely American idea. It’s not The Military Anthem. It’s not The Troops Anthem. It’s the National Anthem. It’s for all of the people. It is not profession-specific.

She’s manic pixie dream-shaped.