willow-shouldered

I’m 35 years older, and somehow, through no fault of mine or hers, the dynamic worked. I was paternal.

He strikes me as a man with too many fingers.

A combo of Camilla Shand not being a virgin (I know, I know) and young Camilla genuinely being more interested in Andrew Parker-Bowles.

Papa Wisht will be stomping around the house like his parents were murdered by floorboards and he’s trying to take revenge

Have you read “Eleanor and Park”? I want that book to me made into a movie, but only if it’s an AWESOME movie, and then I want to watch it forever.

I’m more distracted by the one with three sets of boobs.

I honestly don’t see how TopShop can claim the mannequin is abnormally elongated so clothes can be put on it when the mannequin is wearing skintight skinny jeans.

This Kelly Rutherford custody battle is getting intensely stupid.

I don’t think that introverts are by default quiet and meek, it’s more that gregariousness isn’t the perpetual-motion machine it is for extroverts.

They’re elaborate, but you can see how things ended up there. It sounds like she was so rigorously controlled that her only two choices were to completely buckle under or to lie, and small lies slowly became bigger and bigger. It’s like her parents created an environment where she had to live in a parallel world.

For me, EMDR therapy. At least to snap you out of the sense memory flashbacks.

Which play? I’m haunted by knowing I’ve seen him in a London show and not remembering which one.

All the weirdest burglary stories come from my English friends and family. One friend went to Asia for 2 weeks and returned to find someone had INSTANTLY broken in and then rented the flat out on Craigslist. Another went away for a week and returned to find literal moving vans had backed up to the house and emptied…

Diagrams, please.

The best part about them is that they kind of look like yogurt-covered raisins, so one day an unsuspecting forager in my kitchen will shatter a tooth.

I see your pie bird and raise you pie weights that look like pebbles. I store them in a small plastic container and 360 days of the year they crop up absolutely everywhere in my kitchen cabinets, obscuring other times and occasionally threatening to tip over.

I did read about Lee Jung Hee and have no idea what to think about it. It seems certain that the media clammed up about it in a noticeable and unnatural way, but that means that my incredibly limited Korean makes it really hard to follow what might be popping up on Korean social media. She got custody of the kids and…

I go to sleep late, ha! Foiled! So now I guess I’ll just... dream about.. i...

You could call him your Lodger, which hints at a certain restrained passion while also being slightly innuendoey.