I want to see Mr Regular’s reaction to this tweet. Ive never seen anybody gush so openly about Falcons in my life.
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The Avantime is the most delightfully insane car ever made. Forget the hypercar wars, this thing has more smart and unique design features than I have ever seen in an “everyman” car.
and I’ll be helping crash em!
Lazy writing that also happens to be a headline that is entirely made up of SEO terms.
Good, I didn’t need a trunk in my luxury sedan anyways....
...all diesels have been direct injection since their invention. (unless theres a port injection diesel I am unaware of) Do you mean high pressure common rail?
“tipping encouraged”....
Don’t forget, there are as many different insurance policies as there are types of cars, and universally, insurance companies are more than eager to cite exceptions as to why they cannot process a claim. Their entire function is to take in lots of money and to give out very little. Read your own policy end to end, and…
In the briefest of nutshells, which before the pedants jump on me, I know is grossly oversimplifying things: Lyft and Uber have their own supplemental liability insurance that kicks in when you are driving, and a second tier when you take on passengers. As far as your vehicle accident coverage, its still on your dime.…
NO MORE MUSTACHE RIDES?!?!?!?!
I think he was more directing that towards timgray. I personally assume anything that is in the form of a hashtag is a joke.
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Hmm...allegations brought forth by a class action lawyer deserve exponentially more scrutiny than the findings of WVU scientists. This has “fat paycheck” written all over it for the lawyer.
That take was so hot it could clean a DPF.
I see this as a perfect application of straight cut gears... none of this piped-in noise crap!
Its because I have clairvoyance.
You forgot the /S sarcasm telltale. That was your downfall.
You just made the biggest point to be made here: The Morning Shift was supposed to aggregate all the auto industry news for the day into one convenient post. This way we were able to get back to Torch’s peyote trip articles and Tavarish telling us to buy used maybachs faster. Thats why I come to Jalopnik, for the…
I have a feeling you’re not actually all that sorry...
There’s your problem: you expect responsible journalism from Gawker Gizmodo Media. Jalopnik has been largely unaffected by the politicization of most other sister sites, but I can’t say I’m surprised to see the political speculating and rhetoric finally infiltrate Jalopnik as well. In fact, I’m surprised to see that…