Why didn’t the straw just comply?

Big Ten in hockey and ACC in basketball? Who does that? Where do their other teams lie?

There were like 10 guys running with him to the limo. Do employees count as friends?

Another guy who thinks this is all real. It’s a work!

It’s UFC so more like defend it in 3 months. They have bills to pay.

Has no advertisers so will be all right.

Vontaze Burflict says yes, that was a shoulder.

Not a handoff. Embiid lost control of a pass and moved into Fultz and the defender trying to get a hold of it. This could only be better if Isaiah Thomas had gotten traded to the Sixers last week and this was his debut game.

The Spurs tried to do this unofficially by resting stars but TNT and ESPN said no.

Whether Ben Simmons is a rookie can be determined by when he’s eligible for free agency.

The Hawks are healthy and look at them.

On the bright side, he’s young, already rich as fuck and not circus freak tall.

Dog lovers vs cat lovers article.

The ad copy says “sweet, smoky flavors” which presumably means “Memphis style.”

Popeyes.com has some great BOGO coupons.

She broke her own damn jaw in two places while choking herself out. What a klutz!

That’s why MS-13 preferred machetes.

In other words, the USA has been interfering in Central American elections for decades.

I love any days Dump takes off from ruining the country.

In part. The other parts built by the 14 Families and European colonizers.