Who? What?

The threat of attending a seminar clearly not enough.

Dump can’t judges arrested. Try a different country, Vlad.

My dollar meat tastes better than your dollar meat. I guess they have millions to blow on advertising so go for it.

What’s the difference between frozen and fresh? We’re talking about dollar meats here.

Needs some circuit court conflict, not district.

Civilians sometimes can figure out law but they never, ever ever figure out procedure. Then they say that it’s stupid, which it may be, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have to comply.

DACA is an executive order at best.

A nationwide injunction stopped DAPA from happening back in 2015.

But everyone gets to leave the show without having to be engaged to a stranger.

FBI Agents in Fargo.

Stay on my lawn.

Punch up the writing some and this gets on The Onion.

Because you can’t put it in the bank until you launder it.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

It’s a five-speed?

It will bester, faster and go furtherest than the Tesla flying car.

Isn’t every month really white history month?

Counterpoint: The woman in that photo is clearly 40, not 25.

I just re-watched the pilot. He should have his own show where he just reads the news.