Some call them “Barcelona stewards” but they are better known as “Chelsea Handlers.”

Hey now, don’t rag on my favorite lesbian in Congress.

Yeah but men dont have the luxury of showing a bare modicum of skin and being showered with donations and subs, they have to actually be entertaining or good at the games they play. It goes both ways.

Remember, he’s only GM until his team completely stinks. Then he just plays basketball.

They probably paid, what, a weeks worth of wages, all to either 1) get arrested or 2) not remember it. Silver Linings Playbook was a documentary

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

And we couldn’t have had Schindler’s List without Hitler, so...

“when my cousin’s son was 13"

If you’re blowing up the roster, you’d rather keep 32 year old Adam Jones, than 25-year old Manny? Good thing you aren’t the GM.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

Shouldn’t it be “Facetimed Into a Team Meeting” not “Facetimed Into A Team Meeting?”

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

I thought in Jersey the dad just takes the coach to his titty bar and gives him a big screen tv. And if that doesn’t work, steal his dog and have his nephew return it.

That Code Two skunk from earlier? When we arrive in our van, it’s having a seizure on someone’s back porch, probably because it got into some rat poison. It’s cute and small and there’s nothing Martinez can do to save it.

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

wash them by buying new ones

You Don’t Have to Be a Fucking Stooge

History is going to make Wayne Gretzky look pretty bad for the temerity of choosing to wear #99 before Aaron Judge was even born.

You, the taxpayer, massively subsidize air travel in the US. Because its not just a casual travel choice that people can make, it is a necessity with NO REPLACEMENT for the mobility of goods and services, and the entire economy of this country.