the “record a video of yourself doing it” is a devastating counter argument here, i’ve never even thought of it.

Counterpoint: this take is bad, and you should feel bad.

“take reasonable measures to safeguard yourself” is not victim blaming.

cycle on back to paris, jacque.

they take sooooooooooooooooooo many mid range shots, its actually incredible

wahhhhh someone didnt do something exactly how I wanted them to

youre trying way too hard for this to be “pure” apathy.

mozgov and tyler johnson getting that money wouldnt change the fact that there are very few teams with that much space this summer

trolling should be witty, bud. make a new burner and try again.

after season 1, that kind of becomes the overarching theme- that walt is actually a sociopath.

So in summation: you are a crazy helicopter parent, and you’re raising a rat.

youre so brave

I’ve never really understood this being such a big problem. I get keeping the phone silent, but I’ve never actually noticed just the light of someones screen as they check it; is it really that distracting?

ahh yes, fuck all that evidence. good point.

i feel like the real disease is the “service time” system that forces good players to go through arbitration until their in their late 20s. It’s hard for me to blame people that just want to get paid after years of having their salary artificially depressed, but its also hard for me to blame teams that dont wanna give…

i really wish you luck writing for the Fairyland Gazette.

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

Portnoy owns acres of real estate in your head. that said......sheesh, not a good look for old dave here. bathroom privacy is sacred.

what the fuck are you talking about

wow what a genuine comment by someone who is definitely not your alt account