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Cosigning. This video could have been a email regular post. Knock it off, already. We hate them.

When will people understand the NFL doesn’t give a shit about women, whether they’re cheerleaders, wives/girlfriends/victims of the players, or even the women fans? They don’t give a shit about racism, either, as evidenced by the reaction to kneeling players.

First of all, ALL the cases in the dept he was in charge of need to be gone over with a fine tooth comb.

Living in Illinois I can eat our actual go to pizza every day. The tavern style. Give me some thin crust with sausage and onion and you got me going.

Well there goes the potential of Olivia Coleman fighting with Judi Dench next year.

I think it just means he doesn’t get to vote in the Oscars. There’s stuff like free screenings and industry reception events that they get, but he’s Will Smith, so if expresses interest he’d get an invite regardless.

What’s weird about it? The weird thing is working as a unit for decades. Super unusual.

He should do a comedy version of Macbeth

I have a toaster oven and not a standalone toaster. Any time I toast a bagel or an english muffin in it, I lament that I don’t have a toaster. It takes much longer and I can’t really ever seem to get the timing right to get it the right amount of toasted without being either just warm or burnt.

So let me get this straight: I’m supposed to spend the 20 minutes it takes to preheat an oven to 350 and then make toast in it, instead of just having a toaster do the same job in 3 minutes, with almost no effort, and likely a small fraction of the fossil fuel energy consumption?

You can even make toast over a stove burner or hot plate. Just ask Elwood.

You’re right, because I’m sure they’d have no problem saying “gay” if the whole sentence is something like “gays are going to hell.”

I’d have more sympathy for this point if the right hadn’t spent the last year complaining about non-existent CRT teaching in elementary and high schools. 

The GQP have absolutely nothing to lose by continuing on their path of ape-shit-crazy delusional behavior.  All it will do is continue to convince their base that they’re the only ones who can protect ‘Murica by driving it back to the 1950's (or earlier), and it’ll keep them in office until the cows come home.  Half…

Get fucked

I know some of the Qanoners tried to justify Trumps relationship with Epstein saying he was undercover trying to stop him... But yeah, republicans tend to be the ones that don’t want sex-ed, which demonstrably reduces sex crimes against children. Turns out if kids know what sex is, they are more likely to report when…

When do we get to decide that this stupid bill is censorship? Because it is, right? I know Americans like to call any consequences for (white people) mouthing off, censorship. But when a government or law restricts what you can say, that actually <checks notes> yes, that actually *is* censorship.

I didn’t realize how bad mine were until I started anti-depressants and they (almost) entirely went away.

mommy’s milky bits