HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE ORYX AND CRAKE IS A TRILOGY???!!!

Well that sounds friggin AWFUL.

GASP SPOILER ALERT!

Seriously FUCK this grey ass string of days.

Oh god. OH GOD I’M SORRY. D: D:

Umm..... I’m not sure how old you were when this movie came out (2000) but as a teenager this movie was ABSOLUTELY MAJOR.

EXACTLY. I don’t know when it happened, but the period has become so goddamned passive aggressive.

Uhhhh that seems like a “THIS GUY I KNOW” story to me... (As in, that guy got gonorrhea, was embarrassed, had to think of a nutso story that made it 100% not his fault). I could be wrong of course but that is a pretty unbelievable story. I mean, how long can gonorrhea live outside the body??

Exactly. She’s beautiful and cute no doubt but NO I can not take this video seriously in the SLIGHTEST

Eeeeek, I dunno. I can’t take TSwift serious in this style of music/video AT ALL? Diggin’ the Zayn parts though. That boy has a dreamy face.

I do not know what is wrong with all these people. Like, duh, it’s an abomination of a movie, but ALSO DUH I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ESPECIALLY MM’S COVER OF SWITCHFOOT’S ‘ONLY HOPE’.

Okay the date thing is fucking funny but this response thread actually made me spit coffee out I was laughing so hard HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

SO GOOD AHHHHHHH. I am laugh/crying and in awe of the combination of bad-assery and inspiration and pure joy of yesterday. All is not lost!!!!

OOF

San Diego checking in! 5 day storm broke just in time for a sunny march down to the waterfront. (Which is good cause rain is icky)

Me too! Not one to happy cry often but this one.... whoooooweeeee.

I am straight up ALL OVER any period drama, you name it. Borgia. THE Borgias. Vikings. Medici. Tudors. Outlander. Reign (shameful). Versailles was almost TOO much though. The hair and the faces, just all sorts of NOTHANKS.

Yes! I saw them twice this summer (should I be embarrassed)? They wouldn’t be caught dead at this abomination.

My husband’s going out of town next week and I really want to have a friend over for wine and hate-watching - is it really that unwatchable?! This bums me out.

He started auditioning the second he walked in the room.