I read “master’s hooding ceremony” and definitely thought it was some sort of BDSM thing

That’s one cherubic fuckin baby. Also this made me cry a little bit.

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad. If you “see them together all the time” you’d know they’re married.

Oh god I was so scared I was gonna have the fetus beetus, cause my diet this entire pregnancy has been sugar, sugar, and more sugar. I think having to give up booze made my body freak the FUUUUUCK out. Luckily (or I guess unluckily for some) it’s just luck o’ the draw. I’m so sorry you had it - that would have been…

I disagree. I found a box of Thin Mints in the freezer I’d forgotten I’d stashed a few weeks ago and actually started tearing up a little I was so happy.

That T-Pain tweet is the ultimate “stars, they’re just like us!”

I am confused. Do you mean he’s attracTED to her or attractIVE to her cause those mean very different things and I HIGHLY DOUBT THE LATTER

No food should have that texture. ESPECIALLY if it’s served cold.

Right? I mean, ew. And on top of how gross they are they’re also expensive? What gives?!

Maybe I’m misunderstanding something, but I don’t understand how people like oysters when they’re slimy and taste like ocean water. I would not enjoy eating them. They don’t make sense to me. Whenever I see people eating them it confuses me. How someone could enjoy them is weird to me.

Dude! I am 35 weeks pregnant and looking for something to start binging to get me through these final weeks - I never watched ER when I was younger but I saw it pop up on Hulu and was like “this might be perfect.”

XTREME?!?!?!??! XTREME!??!?!?!

STUPID QUESTIONS ALERT.

Dude, no kidding. These statements just keep getting more and more heartbreaking. When Mattie started to break down as she talked about injuring herself to get out of going to the ranch, I just lost it.

Really cool that you were able to turn the molestation of children into an opportunity to talk about your (stupid) political beliefs.

What is wrong with you

Thank you!

Please continue to share these reports, Deadspin. As an ex-gymnast who experienced sexual misconduct as a child, it is extremely emotional and empowering to hear these brave women speak directly to their abuser and show no mercy. He is a monster and they are heroes for speaking out, and we should all be inspired by…