THE BEST FESTIVAL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

I love Aerie underwear but suggest, if you’re like me and tend to forget to handwash - to skip the lacey numbers. All the ones I purchased have started fraying. The nice comfy cotton ones though are AWESOME.

I love Aerie underwear but suggest, if you’re like me and tend to forget to handwash - to skip the lacey numbers.…

I’ll tell her that! I honestly worry about her. She’s all alone out there living with her BF’s family and hating it.

I do love traveling to see fall! I wish our trees turned colors but all I have outside my windows are palm trees.

Yeah, June gloom is a thing. But July, August, September, October? DElightful. And it’s actually a fun 70ish today! Wouldn’t trade it for the world.

No it’s not. And also, if you want to be in the cold for whatever the fuck reason you can drive a couple hours and BAM - snow. And then come home because ew.

Seriously - we went (from SD) to Outsidelands a few years ago and I felt like I was in a different world. So. COLD.

Being warm and comfortable is GROSS

Also no more plastic bags! Not only is it good for the planet but I now have mastered the ability to carry 15 grocery items in my arms because I forgot a bag and sure as shit am not paying 10 extra cents for a bag.

One of my closest friends just had to move from San Diego to a suburb outside of Atlanta with her boyfriend. She’s a stoner vegan hippie, and she texts me almost every day saying she feels like she’s on another planet. A really boring, conservative planet.

My husband and I have pretty much accepted the fact that we’ll never own a home. Also I’ll never be successful cause I’m skipping work to lay in my hammock and drink mimosas and read Jez all day.

#WORTHIT

Is this a joke that went way over my head or do you mean “fool”?

Sometimes when I’m laying in bed unable to sleep I’m going over all the mean, stupid, drunk, embarrassing shit I’ve done in my life. It honestly causes me anxiety and stress and makes me lose sleep.

Just FYI, the correct spelling is ‘bawl’ unless you plan to throw a ball around during the whole show. Which... maybe?

I think the feminist bat phone already rang when she told women to stop acting like whores one time. (I say this as a DIE HARD Teigannite)