Bahahhahahahahahaha THATS RIGHT!!!!!!! fucking downton I hate/love that show so goddamn much

Where do you live that there are hunting commercials? I have never seen this in my life

Fully aware of how superficial this comment is but goddamn I want her eyebrows.

AGREED! I was a rail thin gymnast till 16... then I quit and faced the same shock most teen athletes do: “holy shit I can’t eat 3 BLTs a day and still have 7% body fat wtf”. I fell right into the crew of girls who were constantly nitpicking their every flaw; we even had a “fun” little secret notebook we’d pass around…

Ugh, I hate myself... I don’t know if its because of SATC, A World Without End, or just some sort of indecipherable, superficial judgement on my part, but I can not STAAAAAAAND Cynthia Nixon. Her face, voice, and acting is straight up repellant to me. Please someone explain why I feel so strongly about this?!!!

I am unreasonably angry that no one got your joke.

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FALSE. The second season was amazing.

WHY NOT?????

I wonder who the second woman in the last frames is - is that the victim or was it someone else who saw/heard what happened? Ugh, and I would love to hear what that little piece of shit is saying as he begs to be let out the door. PLEASE LET THIS MONSTER BE CAUGHT.

oh shiiiiit i think you might be right. i was thinking the whole time “the way he’s holding that is very awkward”

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED THIS IS THE GREATEST THING OF ALL TIME OH MY GOD

Sounds like his mom used the panoramic camera instead of regular, which stitches together a bunch of pics to create one - and if you’re moving, often results in a weird, warped pic.

You say that like it should be obvious to everyone, but Ive been operating under the assumption that it was a dumb joke on the misspelling of “babe” for months - based on this old ass meme:

I know everyone has already said it (including myself on a previous post) but this series is some of the best stuff I’ve read on Jez in a long time - probably because it really hits close to home for me. I’m not sure where I sit with my relationship to alcohol but I know it needs to change... and it’s seriously…

Maayyyyyybe? Haha.

I admit I do not know much about electronic music but I really don’t get what makes him “decent”. I’ve seen him live twice at music festivals and it seems to me all he does is fist bump while standing at a MacBook while super bland lyrics splash across the big screens. I know that’s super cliched criticism and I…

Okay all these are ridiculous BUT! I vacationed for 3 weeks in Nicaragua in February (peak Zika scare). Nicaragua saw like ONE case of Zika, and the woman had been traveling to other countries in the area, but I’m STILL nervous to try and get pregnant (we’d planned on “trying” on the trip). I KNOW THIS ISN’T A PLACE…

at a restaurant I worked at in college a guy worked with us who clearly had some substance abuse issues... not a bad dude but definitely edgy and intense. when a new girl started working with us they went out drinking, went back to his house, and he pulled out his gun to show her. he apparently put it to his head as a…

My husband and I were mouth agape at this scene and had to watch it again. I am usually not into crass-ness for the sake of crass-ness but THAT was a goddamned work of art.