Best Veep ep of the season. Just gold, gold, GOLD.

Uh... and if they are? Who gives a fuck? There are tons of people who could have written that exact letter. Me included.

well shit. this hit way too close to home.

We are the same person! Light sleeper and a desire/NEED to comfort is going to make this difficult for me - even when my dog got a bad case of fleas while kenneled and was up all night scratching I would get up to scratch his poor itchy back. I’m pathetic.

I loved the bonus scenes of Richard looking at Jonah’s baby pictures.

FALSE. Fanny packs flop and slam against your hip or crotch if you have a phone inside. The difference with this one (and the Spibelt & flip belt) is that the strap is as thick as the actual bag part so it’ll keep it from bouncing all over the place while you run. Take it from a former fanny-pack runner - it suuuuucks.

FALSE. Fanny packs flop and slam against your hip or crotch if you have a phone inside. The difference with this one…

Dang it! Is it already sold out?! I’ve been wanting a Spibelt forever but it says it’s no longer available.

Dang it! Is it already sold out?! I’ve been wanting a Spibelt forever but it says it’s no longer available.

Also stupid is spelling the word “scene” wrong (though based on your other comments I assume you are a troll, so carry on being an asshat)

i swear when i see these from people on my instagram feed, one parent (or both) always looks... dare i say “disappointed”? like when a high school friend ‘revealed’ she was having daughter #4... the father looked legitimately DOWNTRODDEN. which makes me feel like they were trying till they got a GODDAMN BOY ALREADY.

I have seen this video 400000 times and every time I tear up. Every. Single. Time.

Okay so I was so confused by that statement and was under the impression that they meant she has a silicone implant PLUS injections... but yours makes more sense.

This is blowing my mind right now. Awkward squinty grimace is my go to emoji with my best friend who’s a Samsung user and now it makes so much sense why she acted all excited that I was “def late on my period *grimace*”

Idunno... I think the best part of that first video is that it looks so spur of the moment. if I witnessed that on the street at night after a few drinks I think I would DIE LAUGHING. (not that your video isn’t great)

this is my favorite thing ever. can not stop watching

kajdlaskjdlaskjd hate myself for this but my biggest grammatical pet peeve is “loose” vs “lose”. Your shirt is loose. You LOSE your mind when the movie is about Han Solo.

I just watched the reboot of Vacation (tried not to, was forced, actually laughed quite a bit) and he is SO FRIGGIN GOOD LOOKING. Even when he says “not while I have breath in my body” to his wife’s request to start working again.

“sportsball”

DUDE SECRET BABY BANGS! Maybe thats why they disappeared!!! Baby bangs filed some sort of suit like “nuh uh Istan.” SOMEONE TELL ALLIE QUICK!

okay well THAT WAS AMAZING **tears**. i haven’t pissed off my husband by commandeering the shared spotify account and playing musical soundtracks while he’s at work recently

This is going to be way buried, but is it weird that I am grossed out and irritated that he keeps calling it “a rape”? I don’t know why, I mean - I guess we call it “a murder” or “a robbery” but something about calling it “a rape” feels so wrong.