THIS WAS FUCKING GREAT! I love LAUREN WEEDMAN SO MUCH and now I know she’s an amazing author and I feel like a talentless head of lettuce.

i am neither 19, a seth rogen fan, nor a stoner but oh my god i laughed out loud this looks fucking hilarious. i will absolutely watch this.

hi are you me? i don’t know how many times i’ve woken up with a wicked hangover and thought “DAMN i wish i smoked pot.” unfortunately i HATE being stoned and really enjoy being drunk.

it is inFURIATING how beautiful she is. not to say elaine wasn’t a bad ass babe herself but lets be honest selina meyer she was not

I’ve never seen HTGAWM but I am fiiiiieeeeeending for some Veep. I miss everyone, and my disgusting Dan Amy shipping (gross I know but they’re both so terrible and angry I feel like the sex would be AWESOME)

I always get a second round (or even third) out of green onions when I buy them. They get less flavorful each time but it’s worth it (bonus - this trick looks nice on a windowsill as opposed to the onion growing monstrosity in the post above).

Wrong place wrong time who cares not my business, but does it surprise anyone else William didn’t discreetly get hair plugs?

You don’t want to do Christmas? You can still celebrate with family without the weird nonsense traditions, ya know.

That seems like an overly detailed answer to a question that could have been answered “yes”. As a wife I think I’d be like “uhhh how long have you been thinking about this scenario"

Whoa whoa whoa Cardiff is like, WAY north San Diego. We’re fairly normal south of the 52 and west of the 15.

I was thinking the same thing!! Looks like the door on the set of my high school production of Music Man

THIRD DOK-related comment I’ve read on a non-DOK post today. We’re taking over the whole Gawker Empire! Merry Kristmas to us ALLLLL!!!!

BAHAHAH oooooh my god I’m stealing that saying. Glorious. I wholeheartedly agree - I think my husband considers divorcing me every time I’m in charge of the lunchtime sandwich making.

Yeah, I admit I didn’t notice the difference and as a member of #teamMAYOonEVERYTHING, Just Mayo is pretty good. (Though a French acquaintance once told me he is REPULSED that Americans sell mayo unrefrigerated. Ever since then I’ve wondered what French mayo tastes like).

That basically tore a hole in the very fabric of my existence as a person with an s-ended last name, so I had to Google it, and came up with this site, which basically says “pick a theory and stick with it”. You are probably right but I’m going with this source because it will HAUNT me inside to think of all the times…

i know that i’m probably taking this way too seriously, but i never get peoples’ insistence on saying SNL is the worst thing ever. it is NOT. it is silly and fun and often HILARIOUS (see: santa baby skit last week). no it’s not fucking SHAKESPEARE but if you hate it so much then maybe it’s time to consider that it’s…

Thanks for answering! Mine ends with S too and I feel like teachers growing up always said apostrophe goes after so now the double S just looks silly to me! Almost as bad as when friends writes about how great it is to have two baby’s. That one makes my skin crawl.

Grammar question! Isn’t it “Williams’”? I thought if a name ended in s the apostrophe just goes after the last letter.

Ooooof. I’m not judging anyone’s hobby (I spend an alarming amount of time watching reruns of shows I’ve seen 3000000x) but the whole “watching other people play video games” thing is like the ULTIMATE TURN OFF.

dude i can ACTUALLY see similarities to khloe in the bottom far left pic! they ARE related!