FALSE. VANESSA BAYER IS MY IMAGINARY BEST FRIEND

omg i was like “come on it cant be that bad” and then 2:21 happened and now i am dead inside

my mother and i fought to tears DAILY, agreed philosophically on nothing, and nearly killed each other while i was in high school. the one thing we shared? a love of talk soup. now i r sad. :(

I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE FOR THIS COMMENT, BUT. CAN we talk about the ad for “Perf’s hand-loomed La Playa Blanket”??? Because I’m pretty sure THAT $35 thing is like the exact same fricken thing as THIS $5 blanket (below, w dog butt for scale) that I got in Tijuana two weeks ago. Is it the “logo patch sourced…

I know his best characters are mirror images of each other but as a San Diego born-n-raised, “Inside SoCal” makes me laugh harder than anything SNL has done in years. I LOVE YOU KYLE

Dang it does look itty bittie huh?!

hey Shep, I posted this as a reply to another commenter but maybe you can help too - I want to get one of these solely because I hate turning on my phone and getting that BLAST of light at 2am when i’m just trying to check the time (plus I’ve heard grabbing your phone first thing in the morning is a big ol’…

hey Shep, I posted this as a reply to another commenter but maybe you can help too - I want to get one of these…

I want to get one of these solely because I hate turning on my phone and getting that BLAST of light at 2am when i’m just trying to check the time. I’m not a snoozer but my husband is - any idea if you’re able to send the clock back if the snooze isn’t working? That seems like a pretty big issue when it comes to alarm…

I want to get one of these solely because I hate turning on my phone and getting that BLAST of light at 2am when i’m…

I just got married and my diet was absolute SHIT (beer, pizza, hangover, burrito, etc etc) for weeks - maybe months - before The Day. I was so disappointed in myself the night before my wedding when we girls got into the hot tub and i felt so so gross. But guess what, I had a blast at my wedding, got a few nice pics…

Jonah Ryan is the only Kanye West Wing i recognize.

FENTON

Aw he looks like a cuter white version of my cairn/Pitt mix - and thank you for the car door trick, as you call it - I think that would work for him every time. He runs and runs and runs and runs some more and then we go camping and he’s like ew it’s cold. RIP to your little man! :(

To what

Wait, HOLD UP - is that Adrienne Bailon? As in the Disney’s Cheetah Girl, as in ex of Rob Kardashian?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION

I wish I hated it, because it's on the friggin CW and I'm pretty sure it's made for children but MY GOD I LOVE IT. I CANT STOP WATCHING

TERRIER OWNER HERE. Same. What the FUCK is up with these dogs? I love the little sucker more than life but I PINE for a dog who will follow me off leash, who will want to chase a ball, who doesn’t spend every moment of every walk hoping and praying for a cat, squirrel, or other dog to walk by who he can DESTROY. Oh,…

I admit Carey Mumford and Son grates on my nerves I STILL TEARED UP AT HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS. That song?!! That song!

Because I really only know her as Pam Beasley, Jenna Fischer’s new haircut makes me feel weird.

san diego born and raised here, and i am side-eyeing this whole article for being pretty asshatty. i worked downtown directly next to the convention center for a decade and everyone i knew and worked with LOVED comic con - they were all nice, tipped well, and didn’t treat the city (and us) like garbage (i’m looking at…