I just got married and my diet was absolute SHIT (beer, pizza, hangover, burrito, etc etc) for weeks - maybe months - before The Day. I was so disappointed in myself the night before my wedding when we girls got into the hot tub and i felt so so gross. But guess what, I had a blast at my wedding, got a few nice pics…

Jonah Ryan is the only Kanye West Wing i recognize.

FENTON

Aw he looks like a cuter white version of my cairn/Pitt mix - and thank you for the car door trick, as you call it - I think that would work for him every time. He runs and runs and runs and runs some more and then we go camping and he’s like ew it’s cold. RIP to your little man! :(

To what

Wait, HOLD UP - is that Adrienne Bailon? As in the Disney’s Cheetah Girl, as in ex of Rob Kardashian?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION

I wish I hated it, because it's on the friggin CW and I'm pretty sure it's made for children but MY GOD I LOVE IT. I CANT STOP WATCHING

TERRIER OWNER HERE. Same. What the FUCK is up with these dogs? I love the little sucker more than life but I PINE for a dog who will follow me off leash, who will want to chase a ball, who doesn’t spend every moment of every walk hoping and praying for a cat, squirrel, or other dog to walk by who he can DESTROY. Oh,…

I admit Carey Mumford and Son grates on my nerves I STILL TEARED UP AT HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS. That song?!! That song!

Because I really only know her as Pam Beasley, Jenna Fischer’s new haircut makes me feel weird.

san diego born and raised here, and i am side-eyeing this whole article for being pretty asshatty. i worked downtown directly next to the convention center for a decade and everyone i knew and worked with LOVED comic con - they were all nice, tipped well, and didn’t treat the city (and us) like garbage (i’m looking at…

oh and also i love kyle mooney so much i will cry if he leaves snl

they’re both on snl

San Diego born n raised here, trying to figure out if I should move and see what life is like elsewhere. Like, get a real job and buy a house and not be a beach bum who works only as much as I need to afford beer. BUT ITS SO HAAAAARD, TO SAY GOOOODBYYYYYYE (etc etc)

HEY FUCK YOU

My favorite comment yet: “Christianity is hereby dead. Next up: gas chambers.”

Umgridge?

I am in the majority of folks who find Portlandia hit-or-miss, but goddamn do I love Carrie and Fred Armisen (even if he’s a creep or whatevs). They are SO funny together and she is ADORABLE and he makes me feel weird in my pants. This is going on the reading list for SURE!

This reminds me of the most disgusting thing I ever read on Reddit, which was a story of a dude picking up a mostly empty bag of Fritos from his coffee table and and pouring the crumbs into his mouth, after which he realized HIS DAD HAD PUT HIS TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS INTO THE BAG

Just this morning I accidentally poured garlic salt into my coffee instead of sugar. AND THAT’S why you always label your little glass seasoning jars (or just leave them in their original package; fuck you Pinterest for making me feel like that’s unacceptable).