Hooray! Thanks for providing me with the video I will drunkenly force people to watch when they’re at my house for the next three months!

I just looked this dude up - he has three other daughters by three other women - DOES THIS MAN NOT KNOW WHAT CONDOMS ARE?!

From a person who is currently attempting to navigate a real bummer of an emotional experience and having a hard time allowing myself to cry, thanks for this video - it really jumpstarted the tears. NOW ON TO SOLDIERS COMING HOME TO THEIR PUPPIES, and then maybe facing actual real life. We’ll see.

That is ABSOLUTELY it. I’m sure there is a lot of this going on from Kendall:

This article is so great it’s making me physically angry

There was a year where I would eat one of those giant (partially cooked) Otis Spunkmeyer cookies AND a bagel with cream cheese on “break,” and then A Dominoes slice of pizza and microwaved burrito for lunch. AND THEN a BLT when I got home for “second lunch”. Thank you GOD for gymnastics or I’d have been, um, ROTUND

One of my dad’s classic moves was “oh, we’re out of milk? Apple juice in your cereal it is!” I have never forgiven him for that abomination.

Super interesting piece. I was fascinated by circus performers as a young gymnast and always wanted to join - but my fear of heights was too overwhelming. This chick’s badass!

OH MY GOD, SO GOOD. “It’s like when you pull up shag carpet thinking there’s hard wood floors underneath, but it ends up just being dirty linoleum.”

SPAAAAARKS. Oh my god I loved Sparks in college. What are the odds that one could get their hands on this glorious beverage in 2015? Asking for a friend

You’re not even your mom’s favorite Jonah, Jonah.

GASP! JONAH GIF PARTY? JONAH GIF PARTY. My persona favorite line (and one that I use on the reg despite not having a dick):

srsly my loins can NOT take this

This best not be a damn GoT spoiler.

HA! I remember always thinking I was so gross for how much butter I liked on my popcorn until the local theater put in one of those self-serve pumps. The amount of "butter" (is it even real butter?) people would pump onto their bags was nauseating.

What. The. Fuck. I fully admit to loving the taste of freshly popped popcorn but that shit is straight up INSANE.

Yeah, like the whole UNMATCHING FLIP FLOP SITUATION. [thumbs down emoji]

As a die-hard Maddie fan I am REALLY ANNOYED by the camera work on that Disappear video.

I probably watched the video for Chandelier like, 40 times when it first came out. I will probably watch it again when done with comment because it was so, so, so so so good. The next one was just kinda weird and icky to me, and this one is just boresville. Clearly the schtick worked cause I watched the video but the…

5 gallon water jug and dispenser, or even easier one of these: http://www.uline.com/Product/Detail…. Never need to replace a filter and water is 1.25 for FIVE GALLONS (in my city, at least).